Presenting Mandy's About Me Page

Run for your lives!!! The following page that you are about to view (I hope that you aren't too stupid to actually take a look) is very very scary. You aren't supposed to know anything about the web wizard of DOOM!!! *clears her throat* It's just not right. Didn't you know that people who design websites, draw bad pictures, and write insane fiction have no life and are quite scary people? Well ummm...now you do. So just do yourself a favor and get out of here! You should probably get out of my site while you're at it.  This is not for the weak.  Anyways if you are still reading this well then scram!!! Go on...shoo. Gah..just looking at my poor web designing skillz makes me want to hide or something.

All right...I'm glad everybody is gone now and I can continue with this page.  First of all I guess I better tell a little bit about myself...I'm evil. There that's the end of the page...woooo!!!


 

You still here? What? You want to know more about me? Fine..but you're not going to like it.

Me and Sporkette or as I like to call her Spaghetti!:) Stats:
Name:Mandy
Occupation: dietary server and aide at two different nursing homes
School: Senior Pyschology major and Biology minor in College
Home:Midwest
Age: 21
Pets: my black kitty shadow
E-mail: mandy_rae_j@yahoo.com
Interests: I like video games, computers, pool, writing, drawing (even though I'm bad at it), and taking over the world...naturally.

Well that's it for now. There could be more here later depends on if I can think of anything else. In other words...you haven't seen the last of me...mwhahahahaha!!! (Don't ya just luv to end an about me page with evil laughter. Well I certainly do. Otherwise I don't think I would've done it. Do you? Maybe I hate to but I wanted to annoy someone. I see you...you over there pointing at yourself. That's right I mean YOU!! And I can see you because Bill Gates is a peeping Tom. Why else would he make Windows for all our computers? Stop looking at me Billy swan! Can't a pineapple such as myself get any peace and quiet around here?)