'Vrooom! Vroom!' A car came towards an old Bald man, it almost hit him.

"GODDAMN FUKIN BITCH WOMAN DRIVER!!!!" he screams.

The car squeals to a stop and a female turtle steps out of the drivers side. She smiles at him "Helllo Petie."

"WHAT?" Peter Laird hollors "No way! You don't exist!"

"Yea, because of YOU!" she growls "Now you will die weenie butt man!"

"WHAT????"

"You heard me!! Fear my giant tits of DOOM!" Venus jumps in front of Peter making him jump back.  He watched her boobs wave infront of him.  He so wanted boobs like her.

"You just hate me because I have bigger boobs than you.  All you have are those flabby man boobs."

"Uhhh...no I don't."  Peter said nervously.

"You've always been jealous of me that's why you made me nonexistant.  You're jealous of my boobs and you think that I'm a threat to Donatello."

"Ummm..." Sweat drops from Peter because she knows...she knows the truth.

"Now you will find out what it's like to be nonexistant but at least you'll still be aknowledged."

"Your gonna kill me?"

"Why shouldn't I?  You tried to wipe me out.  That hasn't done much for me.  I'm not really dead and I didn't really exist at all when everybody knows that I did.  It's bad enough that a lot of people hate me.  How would you like it if you were me?"

"I kind've know how you feel.  I mean, I have always been in Kevin's shadow.  Nobody cares about me, just Kevin."

"Awwww...Well then I guess we could get along after all.....NOT!!!"  Venus slams Peter against the ground with her huge boobs.

"You don't like to see me agruing with your crush..Donatello..do you  Admit it, you like him don't you?"  Venus said as she squished Peter between her two massive boobs.  (Have we described her big boobs enough for you yet in this fic?)

"DAMNIT!" Petie Laird said.  He was losing air and his face was turning blue.

"Admit it!!"  Venus squeezed harder.  Peter coughed.

"Okay..okay..I admit it. I've always had a thing for Don..okay.  I've always wanted to make sweet loving...ooohhh.."

"Ack!! I don't want to hear you say that about my brother.  Plus..aren't you married?"  Venus stops squeezing Peter's head and gets up.   He rubs his face.

"Please don't tell my wife or anybody."

"You're just a pathetic balded man..aren't you?  You just had to take out all of your anger on me..didn't you?  Well guess what? Getting rid of me won't solve all of your problems.  But killing you will solve all of mine!!"

Venus body slams Peter into the ground.  "How does that feel?"

"It feels ooohh so good..ummm I mean ow..hey!  That hurt."

Venus then pretty much beat him with her boobs till she was satisfied that he was in a lot of pain.  Then she got into car and ran over his head and squished it like a grape before she sped off.  She crashed into a tree and nobody even heard or cared because she doesn't exist!!
 

THE END??

Wait a minute..this isn't the fic that makes no sense, this actually has a plot and makes some sense.

 NOTE: We LUVZ PETIE LAIRD! WE NO MEAN ANY HARM TO HIM! THIS STORY JUS TOO MUCH FUN TO WRITE! PLZ NO SUE US, WE HAVE A DOG NAMED SUE! okay that was a lie, but anyway...NO DISRESPECT INTENDED!! *both authoresses bow down in homage*