They are always there when I do battle.
And no, I'm not talking about a herd of rampaging cattle.
I'm talking about my sais.
The shininess so hurts my eyes.
I like to watch the blood pour down my boys.
As they make ninja's drop like toys.

Wait Wait wait...stop I say!
Who says that your sais are boys if I may?
Raph, for all you know they could be girls.
They like pink bows and big white pearls.
They wish so much to be pink.
But I guess you never stop to think.

Hey! Now I protest your little thought.
They are not girls, only boys is what I got.
My boys have fought hard.
They can beat any of those elite ninja guards.
They love the sight of blood!
And they also love the mud.

What does this prove oh dear Raph?
You have given me such a good laugh.
You think that everything has to be so manly to have worth.
I can see the anger as I tread on your turf.
Somebody must stand up to your silly notions.
I'm afraid I'll be the victim of your raging emotions.

That's right, don't question me!
If you knew what was good for you then you would flee!
My sais are not of the female gender.
They are not soft, cuddly, or tender.
They are strong, tough, and manly sias.
I'm not going to listen to your lies!

Raphy's sais are girls!
They have pink ribbons and curls.
I want to paint them pink.
I don't care what you think.
Yes! I do have a death wish!
I will pester you and your girly sais so that I may perish!

All right! That's it!
My sais being girls is something I just cannot admit.
I am angered by your stupid words.
They are nothing but floating turds.
You will die now, that I will guarantee!
There is no escape now so forget even trying to flee!

The authoress gets beaten to a pulp by Raph.
I have suffered his terrible wrath.
May this be a lesson to you all.
Never call his sais girls or you surely will be mauled.
I bid you farewell for I shall pass out.
But don't worry, I'm not out for the count.

*mandy passes out*

That's right!
Nobody can beat me and my sais with all their might!
Never make fun of my boys.
And do anything else that annoys.
For I will come and beat you up until you can't stand no more.
You'll end up like Mandy, whom is passed out on the floor.