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The Amusment Park - by HomiCyde
Sup los and lettes!Dis HomiCyde wit a lil story about a down ass ninja I met at an amusement park,just out of the blue.A year or so ago when I was in high school,there was this school trip to an amusement park round here called Dollywood.Don't know if any yall ever heard of it,but it's in Knoxville,TN.So I figured,what the fuck,it's either that or go to school.And besides,the shit was free.So anyway,I was walkin around and it was pretty stale.Other than a couple rides,most eything there is pussy rides.So the people I was walkin around wit wanted to go ride,like the log ride,or some shit.So they went to do that and I sat down for a smoke.

I was jus chillin when I saw these three guys comin in my direction.When they get closer I see that one of them is wearin a fuckin Feminem shirt.I was like"Fuck,look at dese bitches."So they get a little closer and one of em looks at me (I was wearin my Ringmaster tee shirt wit my hair all braided up like whut!) and dis mu fucka goes "Hey look,Insane Clown Pussies!"The bitches wit him started laughin and I was like "Hell naw,no dis lil faggot didn't!"So I dropped my cig and stood up,cause I was finna fuck dat little bitch up. There was three of them and jus me wit no help cause even if the people I was runnin around wit were there, none of em was Juggalos.I know,you're probably thinkin why I wouldn't runnnin with Juggalos,but there are none in that school.

So,anyway,it didn't matter that it was three against one,I was finna get my scrap on, cause ain't nobody disses da Wicked Clowns where I can here. So I look at da one in da Feminem shirt and I say "You jus fucked up,dogg.Ima beat yo ass."So I'm finna swing when I hear somebody runnin from behind,I was like "Shit,another one?"But then this ninja comes runnin up beside me sportin a hatchetman medallion and the shirt wit Shags chillin on the front that says Shaggy 2 Dope on the back,you know the one I'm talkin about?Well,anyways,he comes up beside me and I've never met this ninja in my life,never even seen him before.So he says,"What the fucks goin on here, ninja?Dese bitches steppin?"So I tells him what the one bitch says and he just looks at the bitch who said it and hit him.He straight knocked him out,yall!So the other two took off runnin like lil bitches and left their friend to get his ass beat by two Juggalos like whut!

So after we was through,the ninja told me his name was Brandon but Wicked B to the Juggalos.So me an B just chilled and hung out for the rest of the day.Never have seen dat ninja before,I didnt have the internet then so we couldn't chat and he was on vacation from Florida.But I'll tell you dis,if I ever see that ninja and he needs some help,Ima be dere no matter what.Eytime I see Juggalo love like dat,it just tells me what I already know.Bein a Juggalo means a lot of things,but mostly what it means is dat no matter where you are,you not alone!Stay down Juggalos.MMFHRJL PEACE!
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