Master Roshi -- "I think I'll cancel my subscription to those dirty Playboy magazines."
Tien -- "Chiaotzu, you're a dork and I don't care about you at all!"
King Kai -- "Goku, I want you to go fight Frieza!"
Goku -- "I think I'll skip lunch today."
Chi-Chi -- "Gohan, I want you to go train with your father instead of wasting your time studying."
Vegeta -- "What am I thinking?! Kakarrot deserves to be stronger than me."
Trunks -- "I'm so stubborn. I think I'll just let my father fight the Androids."
Krillin -- "Cell's power is increasing by the second! I can't wait to fight him!"
Krillin -- "This fighting is scary...I should've become a shoe salesman." (Actually he did say this in one episode during the Frieza Saga)
Yamcha -- "Air cars suck!"
Frieza -- "I admire the Saiyans. They are one superior race."
Bulma -- "Vegeta, dinner time!"
Vegeta -- "But, Bulma, Teletubbies is on!"
Piccolo -- "Gohan, you're a wimp and I hate you!"
Gohan -- "Even though you crushed Android 16's head, I still think you rock, Cell! We still buddies?"
Chibi Trunks -- "Let's take a break from causing trouble, Goten. It's boring."
Cell -- "Look at all the pretty flowers!"
Vegeta -- "A gay Saiyan like myself will never become a Super Saiyan!"
Future Trunks -- "I think Androids are cool."
Tien -- "That's right, Goku. I saw Cell with my own two eyes!"
Vegeta -- "I hate you, Goku!" (The humorous part of this quote should be self-explanatory. If you can't figure it out, then highlight the blank space after this period.Vegeta calls Goku "Kakarrot"
Frieza -- "Oh, how I wish I was a Saiyan."
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