SENTIMENTS

LOVE SENTIMENTS
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but I only slept with you, because I was pissed

I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace. But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in, to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts tequila, one part lime

HUMOR SENTIMENTS
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but I only slept with you, because I was pissed

I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in, to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts tequila, one part lime

THOUGHTS
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

 Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

 If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

 The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

 A closed mouth gathers no foot.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

 Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

 Never miss a good chance to shut up.

 We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our butt...then things get worse.

 There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

 No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

 There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday...somewhere around age 11 !

THE MOST WASTED DAY OF ALL IS ONE IN WHICH YOU DID NOT LAUGH!

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