"Aw mademoiselle with a prretty face and with a body like yourrs we arre gonna have the most beautiful wedding, the wedding of the centurry" said Pierre the stylist of a famous Bride's store, with a thick french accent

"Oh well thanks, but I would like to keep it simple"

"Simple? simple? It's harrppiest day of yourr life mademoiselle and you want to keep it simple? oh mon Dieu"

Linda laughed a little as she watched him calling one of his assistants.

"Come on Trish..  it's gonna be the harrpiest day of yourr life!" she whispered mimicking his funny accent

"Stop it!"

 "Let's look arrround, and see what you like , oui?"

Trish nodded as Linda answered

"Oui" just to diss Pierre
 
 

"Herre, can you please try this one?" he asked handing her a the upper part f a princess cut dress.

"Oh Pierre, look I'm sorry, it's beautiful but I don' want it so tight, coz you see.." she said as she placed her hand on her tummy

"Aw.. you expecting a baby? C'est magnifique!! Oh I just rremeberrred I have the perrfect drress for you, it's my last crreation, and I was expecting to have someone special to wearr it.. it's gonna look simplesment magnifique on you.. just a minute"

Trish and Linda just stood there laughing at him as he went back with his assistant to get the dress.

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"Mom, it's me Nick"

"Oh son, so are you still coming tonight?"

"yeah, that's what I called for, we're going"

"Oh great, so I see you later on?"

"Yeah, sure, and mom.."

"yes Nickolas?"

"This girl, Linda, she means a lot to me"

"Didn't they all?"

"I mean it"

"Ok, ok, we talk about it later"

"Ok, send dad my love"

"I will, bye"

"Bye mom"
 

Nick sat by the couch as he ran his finger through his hair.

"Shit, I hope she doesn't screw thing this time"

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"So, what you think?" Trish asked as she got out of the cabinet with the dress on

"Mon Dieu!!!" Pierro gasped

"Aw  Trish, that looks perfect, you look so beautiful" Linda said as she got emotional seeing her friend on her wedding dress

"I think I look fat"

"Oh non non, c'est perrrfect!!"

"I'm pretty sure Howie will love it, it is really beautiful"

"Was made forr you mademoiselle Letícia, fits like glove isn't that what you say herre?"

Linda nodded laughing a little.
Trish smiled as she saw her own reflection on the mirror.

"Well, I guess it doesn't look that bad after all, I hope the cost isn't that bad either" she said as she looked back at Pierre

"Oh Mademoiselle, how can anyone put a prrice to rreal beauty?"

"yeah, yeah, how much is it?"

"with all the accessories, well, something like this" he said as he wrote down a number on some paper

"Shit!!!"

"But well, I'm surre we can arrange a special prrice"

"Trish I can't believe what I'm seeing, you are about to marry Howie, a former backstreet boy and you are arguing about the price of the fucking dress? you just ain't real"

"Backstrret boy? awww, the ones frrom "Everbody.. yeaah, Rock your body.. yeah.   ?" Pierre asked doing some funny dances as both Trish and Linda started laughing like crazy.

"yeah those ones"

"Well, you know Pierre does dresses for all the famous, but it will be an honour to see you with my dress, and look it's one of my favourrrites, frrom all that I've designed"

"Thanks Pierre"

"So what about the maids of honour? Are you thinking in a special colour?"

"It's just Linda here, and I dunno.."

"Just her? oh no, no, listen, it's your wedding so you have to do it the right way, right? I can see this is your first time, trust me I'll help you"

"of course it's my firt time I don't go around marrying every guy I meet, but look I just want something simple"

"Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be simple, but I think you should have at least quatre maids of honour"

"four?" Trish asked as she looked at Linda

"oui, yes, and I was thinking in ..."

"Oh shit" Trish said as she realized pierre was getting carried away

"Well, you could ask Leighanne, and Kristin.. gehh we'll be all blonde, in a latino wedding, that is funny shit"

"aww, all blonde? that is perrfect!!, ok so you take this home, and you see what is the colourrrs you like the most" Pierre said as he handed her a book "and herre is my carrd, and you call me if you need to know anything, no matterr what time it is, just call me ok?"

"ok, thanks.. I guess"

"No problem, just don't forget to send me and invitation"

"ha ha ha. I knew you had to ask something on return" Linda played

"ha ha ha Mademoiselle, and tell me, you thinking in marrying anytime soon?" he asked as he looked on this note book

"Oh no no, no fucking way"

"But Pierre I was just thinking, I don't wanna ruin the dress, and well you know, I'll be putting some weight on till the wedding"

"No problem, you just come here every week and we do some little adjustments."

"I know you'll look wonderfull, and what about my dress, I still think pink is a nice colour"

"Oui oui, pink, is a nice idea"

"No, both of you NO, NO, read my lips N-O"

"Ok, k, just checking"

"You've got my answer, now excuse me, but I'll get changed"

"Of courrse mademoiselle, of courrse"