My Pets
These are some of the creatures that I am now calling my "pets". They're just pictures of the freakish creatures that I have found amusing while I was websurfing. Any "pets" that do not say where they came from (ie a website name w/ maybe a link) came from Angelfire's Image Gallery. I'll do my best to give you a description of the "pet", but, be warned, they might be... well, a little weird. If you find any creatures that would be amusing to have on my website, please send me the image or the site where I can find it. If I find enough freakish critters, I'll make a "zoo". Thank ya.
Percival the Puddle Duck
Name: Percival
Family: None so far... apparently, there aren't very many Puddle Ducks in the world
Gender: male
What is it?: a Puddle Duck (well, duh)... a cross between a turkey and a duck or so it appears
Its job: mascot
Favorite foods: seeds, hamburgers, cheese
Where it lives: on my site, in the Angelfire Image Gallery
Pinky the Flamingo
Name: Pinkerton (but I call 'im Pinky)
Family: None so far
Gender: male
What is it?: a very weird (and scary, too. I mean, look at it!) looking flamingo thing
Its job: guardian of the "Creepy Things" page
Favorite foods: liver, fish, walnuts
Where it lives: on my "Creepy Things" page, in the Angelfire Image Gallery
Gaggers the...?
Name: Gaggers (it's self-explanitory)
Family: None so far
Gender: male
What is it?: Uh... I'm not quite sure exactly WHAT Gaggers is... someone suggested a vulture that didn't quite cut it, but, uh, I dunno... you decide what he is...
Its job: guardian of the "Nuts" page
Favorite foods: spinach, tomatos, fried beans
Where it lives: on my "Nuts" page, in the Angelfire Image Gallery
Nick the Football Fish
Name: Nick
Family: none so far
Gender: male
What is it?: a football fish; very rare in these parts
Its job: uh, well, Nick doesn't have a job yet. He just sort of hangs around and looks... creepy.
Favorite foods: potatos, stir fry
Where it lives: here (in the pets area), in the Angelfire Image Gallery
Blueberry the Wise Ostrage
Name: Blueberry
Family: none so far
Gender: male
What is it?: a blue ostrage... see? He's so unique, he doesn't even spell it the same!
Its job: Ah, my children, Blueberry is the World's Wisest Pet. He knows all and, when he's not PMSing, will tell all. But, besides that, he just sits around and yells orders to the other pets.
Favorite foods: blueberries (almost cannibalistic, ain't it?), grass (don't ask)
Where it lives: here (in the pets area)
Senor Flyfish the Flying Fish
Name: Senor Flyfish
Family: none so far
Gender: male
What is it?: a flying fish
Its job: Senor Flyfish moniters things around here by flying around overhead. He's hit the ceiling fan a couple of times, so we've put a rope on him to keep him from going too high.
Favorite foods: fish food, grapes
Where it lives: here (in the pets area)
Queen Mariri of Hens
Name: Mariri
Family: none so far
Gender: female
What is it?: a hen
Its job: Mariri governs the pets, but only as much as the webmistress allows. She also watchs over Senor Flyfish since he has a habit of chewing through his rope.
Favorite foods: chocolate cake, escargo
Where it lives: here (in the pets area)
Slappy the Dolphin
Name: Slappy
Family: none so far
Gender: male
What is it?: a dolphin
Its job: Slappy's sort of unemployed, seeing as all he cares about it bouncing around and laughing. He's a little off in the head.
Favorite foods: tacos, Doritos
Where it lives: here (in the pets area)
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