As you are evidently intelligent enough to Hang & Bang with SpazmanSimmons and his loons, thanks for cruising the CrazyTrain to their little corner of the anitarium known as TheRubberRoom.You are pleased and honored to be in my presence. I am unable to leave my humble domicile without some simpleton inquiring of me as to who the mystery fag-team-I mean tagteam- is that NMW Cummissioner Adumb Sullivan has hand-picked to face my minions at NMW Spring Beatings. In case you are either living under a rock; are really stupid; or just from Rochester NY, the way this thing goes down is if the mystery team that Dullivan chooses happens to cheat their way to the V, then me and my stable will never-ever-be seen at an NMW event or venue again. But,as that certainly won’t happen(remember-I will be at ringside),when they raise my hand in victory, I get an iron-clad, no-release lifetime contract with NMW.

As previously stated by myself, I do not sweat who Lushivan sends to slaughter. At Spring Beatings the sewer they call Rochester will find out just how good the FDE really is, and when I leave I will be doing so with legitimate championship contenders. Mark my words schmucks. They indeed shall ring true. Cleo herself told me so. Yeah right-like I believe in that corny crap. I enjoyed watching Stone Cold beat down Lita. Once again, in case you are a moron, Vinny Mac has incurred the wrath of the Canadian morality police for allowing the brutal attack to occur. As I like violence for violence sake, and gratuitous of course is the best kind, I was surprised-although happily so-at the sheer brutality of Austin’s onslaught. Canadian network TSN once again stood on their practice of blocking out attacks on women, and have openly decried the segment. The beat down was very effective in convincing me that the Austin turn is legit, and not just a ruse for Austin to swerve the office down the road. Lita was aware that violence against women is an integral part to today’s successful wrestling, and has actively, voluntarily participated. Therefore I have no more sympathy for her than anytime I ever got whacked with a chair or foreign(I can say that I’m not PC) object. As the saying goes,”It’s part of the game”.

I’m bumming with just one show to watch on Monday nights. Good thing I have a VCR because the slot they want to put WCW in is on too late for this old man. I think the way they handled the buy is pure genius as I have come to expect from VinnyMac. How many peeps expected ShanoMac to come out in a WCW ring and swerve his old man like that.It was freakin’ beautiful. I would rather have seen a night befitting the legend and history of NWA/WCW that Eric Bischoff promised us before Vinny gained control,but witnessing history was more than sufficient to maintain my interest.I do not think that we will ever see Hulk Hogan in a WWF ring again. I don’t really know why,I just don't foresee it happening. Ever. Of course it wouldn’t be the first time I was wrong.

My final thoughts on NMW SpringBeatings? You’re a stupid ass if you’re not there to witness the new direction that NMW is undertaking. With new creative control,SpringBeatings promises to be the genesis of the NMW Extreme Era. Be there or be a big stinking loser. Never mind.You already are.Until you have the honor and pleasure of my Greatness again, and as always-if you’re lucky enough-SEEYA!!!

WHAT PART OF SHUT UP DON’T YOU GET????????????