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very once and a while something will come across The Consigliere's™ desk that he feels he wants to share it with everyone. So each week we shall post something different that he wants us to share with everyone.
This week we shall feature ""The Young Priest"
"The Young Priest"
The elder priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "I know you were reaching out to the young people when you had bucket seats put in to replace the first four pews. It worked. We got the front of the church filled first."
The young priest nodded and the old one continued, "And, you told me a
little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church,
so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel choir
that packed us to the balcony."
"So," asked the young priest, "what's the problem?" "Well,," said the
elder priest, "I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru
confessional."
"But Father," protests the young priest. "My confessions have nearly
doubled since I began that!"
"I know, my son, but the flashing "Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell" neon sign really has to go.
Contributed by:
Gatta Bella
18 August, 2001
Credits:
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