Things people have sent me so far:
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"Yessiree, a little food coloring, some rubber gloves, a mould and all
that reindeer crap is taken care of!"
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"hehehe lets see that fat, jolly bastard get THIS out of his ass! Sure it's
not as big as the raindeer antler, but it's got a HOOK! yeah, I'll teach
that fat sonofabitch to trap a bunch of elves at the north pole, and work
em for slave labor! hehehehe He just THOUGHT it was annoying when he
couldn't find the keys to the excutive washroom, when he ate those exlax
brownies we made for him.. wait 'till he wakes up with THIS thing sticking
out of his ass.. he'll never be able to get a good night's sleep again!"
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"Why did Misses Clause want this Candy Cane? And why did she want it
tonight,while Santa is away? And what kind of Movie is " Studs in
Chains"and why does she not want to be disturbed after I bring this,and
what is a G-spot?"
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"I'm gonna kill santa with this candy Pole!!!!!!"
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"...humie, hum, mum, d'is big one's gona make d' misses so happy! hummy hum hum..." In a mumly, mumbles voice.
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"This is just what I need to feed the nine hundred and ninety eight elf
kids back of the rainbow!"
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From Sanity Dentists, "Just what I need, bigger, better, sweeter treats
for all the goody-goody kids so I can buy my new Benz!"
This has got to be therapeutic in some weird wonderful way!
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