Contact Me
Top 10 Ways to Communicate with the Laugh Ness Monster
1) By Email.
2) By ICQ: 13700237.
3) By Aol IM: (Currently) DontHaveX2 and RealTerror.
4) By visiting
"The Laugh Ness Monster Chat Room."
5) By sending mail to my Aol accounts.
6) By Telepathy.
7) By phone: method available only to certain privilaged individuals.
8) By pager: method available only to 5 lucky peepz.
9) By fax: (510)490-6892. (<--don't try this, you don't even know what country I live in!)
10) By verbalizing in person using natural/falsetto vocal glands.
