1. Be Like Your Ancestors Or Be Different, It Doesn't Matter.

2. Lay A Million Eggs Or Give Birth To One. So Shall Your Species Survive.

3. Wear Gaudy Colors Or Avoid Display, It's All The Same.

4. The Fittest Shall Survive, Yet The Unfit Shall Live.

5. We Must Repeat!

(Now Get Out There And Be Your Own Spud)