The Universal Rx
No moving parts, no batteries.
No monthly payments and no fees;
inflation proof, non-taxable,
in fact, it's quite relaxable;
It can't be stolen, won't pollute,
one size fits all, do not dilute.
It uses little energy,
but yields results enormously.
Relieves your tension and your stress,
invigorate your happiness;
combats depression, makes you beam,
and elevates your self-esteem!
Your circulation it corrects
without unpleasant side effects
It is, I think, the perfect drug:
May I prescribe, my friend, ...the hug!
(and, of course, fully returnable!)
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