**** NOTICE ****

	To the person who so thoughtlessly sent me that chain 
letter, this is to advise you that I do not wish to bothered 
with any more.

	However, if you really insist on continuing to waste 
my time and RAM space with such foolishness, I will allow 
you to do so for a slight fee.

	The contract goes as follows:  The first letter sent 
to me is a freebie, since you had no prior knowledge of my 
conditions.  However, when you send a second letter, you are 
agreeing to this contract.  When you send your next chain 
letter to me, do so with the understanding that that you 
are, in exchange for my acceptance of the letter, 
transferring all ownership rights (legal or otherwise) of 
your soul into my possession.  From there I shall retain 
ownership of it until the time at which some person or 
entity wishes to purchase it from me.

	Have a nice day.