The guys on our departments were shocked beyond belief
When a female member was added ~ approved by the Chief!
She wasn't very friendly the first day on the scene,
I'd call her downright fiesty ~ just short of being mean.
It's said our Chief is "macho"; he stepped in and took command,
And soon this pretty lady was eating from his hand.
The shock waves soon were over; our fears were swept away,
She obeyed his every order ~ improving by the day.
Attracted by her beauty, he loved her from the start,
They'd walk each night together; rarely would they part.
She'd smother him with kisses ~ even nibble on his ear,
Sat beside him on the pumper, never showing any fear.
He'd scratch her back; brush her hair; pinch her little nose,
Their love just seemed to blossom, like petals on a rose.
His intentions were most honorable; pride runneth from his cup,
For the new recruit was fully trained ~ a new Dalmation pup!
