The Adventures of Ford Prefect Part One: The Well ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH’ ‘You seem to have fallen down a well. Do you need any help?’ ‘Of course I need help, I fell down a well. Do you expect me to levitate up with the power of my mind?’ ‘Can you?’ ‘Can I what?’ ‘Levitate up the well with the power of your mind?’ ‘No.’ ‘Oh.’ ‘Can you please help me now?’ ‘You need help?’ ‘Yes! You asked me if I needed help just a minute ago.’ ‘Did I?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘Why do you need help?’ ‘Because I fell down a well! You pointed that out too. Remember?’ ‘No.’ ‘Can you get a rope or something?’ ‘Sure. One moment.’ ‘Excuse me…’ ‘Yes?’ ‘I got something.’ ‘Did you?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘Well, send it down.’ THUD ‘OW! Why did you throw an iron down the well?’ ‘You just said that you wanted something. An iron’s something, isn’t it?’ ‘Yes, but…’ ‘So, there you go.’ ‘I can see that your very dim…’ ‘Hey!’ ‘…so I’ll put this in very simple terms, YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!! WHEN I SAID GET ME SOMETHING, I MEANT SOMETHING THAT WILL HELP ME GET OUT OF THIS WELL!!!’ ‘Oh.’ ‘So, can you do that?’ ‘Do what?’ ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH’
