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Earth-Shattering Questions
If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy all her friends?
If a fly didn't have wings, would it be called a walk?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out its nose?
Are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why is phoenetic spelled phoenetically?
Why do you need to show your driver's license in order to drink when you're not supposed to drink and drive?
Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?
Why do banks charge you an "insufficient funds" fee on money they already know that you don't have?
Why is it that if you tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, he will believe you, but if you tell him a bench has wet paint, he has to touch it?
How come Superman can stop bullets with his chest, but always ducks when someone throws a gun at him?
If "con" is the opposite of "pro", then what is the opposite on "progress"?
Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do Roman paramedics refer to "IVs" as "4s"?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Isn't Disney a people trap operated by a mouse?
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