The Gopher Gathering
To Tah Or Not To Tah
Good day, and thank you for taking part in our little survey. This is to help decide which Tah, of two available versions, is best fit for the role.
Here are your choices...
OLD TAH
Tired And Hungry
Old Tah sleeps a lot. In fact, that's about all Old Tah does.
'Nuff said.
If Old Tah wins:
The world goes on exactly as is. Nothing new. Ho-hum.
- OR -
NEW TAH
Triumphant And Harmonious
New Tah is chipper as can be and ready to bring a new life hitherto unseen to the role.
New Tah will revolutionize your lives and provide a better future for your children.
If New Tah wins:
New Tah promisses to attempt the following:
Clothe the homeless,
Feed the needy,
Save the rainforest,
Protect the whales,
Lower taxes,
End famine and war,
Rid the country of politicians,
And end world suffering.
Plus, Old Tah and Mike, her boyo, can retire to a nice place
to get some much needed relaxing done.
Thank you for your participation. Now, just close this window so you can vote!
DISCLAIMER:
Results of this survey will not necessarily determine
the final outcome of this debate.
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This page engaged 25 April 2002.
Last updated 25 April 2002.
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