Shumi-Shumi Man VI: Draft 0.
This is it! The absolute earliest version of the Shumi-Shumi Man VI script! From 9 February 1998, this was scribbled out on notebook paper by Andy and I as we watched TV (Andy's favorite show, The Big Comfy Couch, actually provided the inspiration!) This is virtually identical, word for word, to Draft 1, which was typed on the computer. Only a few differences (which are on the Alternate Storylines page) are present between the two. Also included here are the notations I scribbled in the side margins (things for us to think about later on in writing the script). Also, as an added bonus, I've even included all the spelling errors that I made! That's swell, huh? So, here it is, for you who really care, the first thoughts on Shumi-Shumi Man VI!
A MIRTHDAY PARTY
Shumi-Shumi Man VI
[MARGIN: Do not tell Andy about Docu.]
BEGINNING!
NARRARATOR
It's Andy's birthday
[MARGIN: Cheese in cake!]
(Do L/S or people sitting around eating cake and stuff.)
NARRARATOR
Starring...
(C/U Andy with face smeared with cake, dripping all over the place.)
NARRARATOR
Andy Black...
[MARGIN: Grocery Bag Pants]
(C/U of girl casually eating cake.)
NARRARATOR
Grace Flores...
(C/U girl burning cake.)
NARRARATOR
Pyro...
(C/U guy mauling cake.)
NARRARATOR
Josh Gulch...
[MARGIN: Do the Can-Can]
(Guy jumps out of cake wearing a grocery bag for pants)
NARRARATOR
MacAfee...
(Lee "dances" around the cake)
NARRARATOR
And Lee Poore...
(MacAfee does the Can-Can. Lee and MacAfee dance with each other.)
GRACE
RICOLLA!
(Josh grows. Snarl. Mauls Andy.)
[MARGIN: Pee Explodes]
(Claymation Pokey walks in. Large 16 ton weight flattens him.)
POKEY
Where's my leg?
MACAFEE
I like beans.
LEE
Beans are cool.
[MARGIN: Mention Jim]
ANDY
(screams) Mexican Jumping beans.
LEE
Yup.
[MARGIN: Pee does "Russian Dance" from Nutcracker]
PYRO
I like to burn beans.
(Silence. Everyone stares at her, speechless.)
(A pause.)
LEE
Yup.
(Andy eats some more cake, i.e., smashing it into his face.)
PYRO
Hey, Pee? Can I set you on fire?
LEE
Yeah! That'll be cool! (incoherant mumbling)
(Pyro sets Pee on fire. Pee giggles then explodes, throwing little bits everywhere. People wipe the Pee bits off their faces.)
(Pyro's lighter falls out of her hands and hits the ground. She looks at it and collapses to the ground.)
[MARGIN: Sound in a Jar - TM]
PYRO
(In a weak voice) Need... butaine. (Outstreaches arm for lighter) Must... get... (collapses
just inches away from lighter) (lets out breath, indicating death).
GRACE
(Looking down upon Pyro's dead body) That's to bad... Oh well.
(MacAfee smells his armpits)
(Grace pulls a safety pin out of her pocket, and goes to pin it to her clothes, but she accidently pricks herself with it. She gazes down at the wound. Holds the wound up to the light for inspection.)
[MARGIN: LINISLINOVELUX]
GRACE
Wow. Gangrene. (Keels over and dies)
(Andy walks over to Grace's limp body. He looks down at it and nudges it with his foot.)
ANDY
Nifty.
(Andy hears a growl, and looks up. Josh charges him, with his jaws open, bearing teeth, and letting out a shrill Raptor scream. Andy steps aside when Josh gets near. Josh runs right past... and right off a conveniently placed cliff. A Raptor roar can be heard, growing fainter and fainter, until a THWUMP! is heard.)
(A pause.)
ANDY
Well, who wants cake?
MACAFEE
I do!
(Andy and MacAfee eat cake. Andy eats in a very messy manner.)
MACAFEE
I poisoned the cake, but I'm immune to the poison.
ANDY
Neat. (Eats some more)
(Andy eats a little more, then he falls over dead. MacAfee laughs.)
MACAFEE
(Looking around at the dead bodies) Wow. (Stands up) I'm going home, now. (Leaves)
(Fade out.)
END
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