William's 10 Disco Rules

Here are 10 rules the Queen expects Prince William to follow while at discos. It's like the ten commandments, but fit for a Prince :-)

Prince William . . .

1. Must not smoke.

2. Must not drink alcohol.

3. Must not take drugs.

4. Must not kiss girls in public.

5. Must try to avoid the media, if posible, during dances.

6. Must be accompanied by his detectives at all times.

7. Must be with a trusted school friend.

8. Must arrive and leave with royal aides, not school friends.

9. Must be home by a certain time.

10. Must get permission before attending any dance or parties.

Sick of the word "must"? Imagine how Prince William feels about it :o).

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