Job Prospects for William

Big thnanks to wowdreamer who is sweet enough to send me this feature.

WE ALL KNOW THAT WILLIAM IS DESTINED TO BE THE KING OF ENGLAND BUT WHAT IF HE ISN'T A PRINCE? WHAT WOULD HIS FUTURE ROLES BE? HHMMM.....

MODEL - Do I ned to say more?

CELEBRITY - I know he is a sort of celebrity already but wht if he becomes an actor or a talk show host? That million dolllar grin of his would surely drive the gals crazy! (As if it hasn't already!) And he's got talent, too. He acted in some of the school plays in Eton.......

SWIMMER - Wills is one of the top 100 swimmers in England! I guess he got this from his mum!

RACEHORSE JOCKEY - It's tiring, it's exhilirating, it's exciting..it's traditional! Yep this is what his family is crazy about! And girls on the sidelines will be cheering...but not for the horse!

SINGER- This guy has been known to have quite a talent,afeter performing in some shows at Eton...

DANCER - Well, he is known to be quite a mover!

SALESMAN - With that smile of his, he'll get anyone to buy whatever it is he's selling!

FOOD CRITIC - Well, he's probably dinned in some of the BEST restaurants in the world, so he should know a thing or two about fine dining, right? Problem is, too much eating might make him, well, FAT.

NURSE/DOCTOR - he has been known to "nurse" several of his friends during drinking hours so........besides, if this guy was your doctor, he'll get you to have your check-up everyday!

MONK - Can you imagine him bald?

RUGBY PLAYER - He got a few pointers from Will Carling!

BUSINESSMAN - well, he's smart, he's eloquent and he'll probably get anyone to say YES to any transaction he's making, especially with the females!

TRANSLATOR - He knows how to speak English, Greek, Latin, French-> mabybe, he might add a little Tagalog, Chinese or Japanese on the list!

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