My Movie Quotes

1. "Use the force Luke."
   

                          - Obi Wan Kenobi "Star Wars"

2. "We will not go quietly into the night, we will not vanish without a fight."
   

                          - "Independence Day"

3. "The greatest trick the devil ever played was convicing the world he didn't exsist."
   

                          - "The Usual Suspects"

4. "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
   

                          - "Ferris Bueler's Day Off"

5. "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
   

                          - "Batman

7. "Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
   

                          - "Princess Pride"

8. "Who's more foolish? The fool or the one who follows him."
   

                          - Obi Wan Kenobi "Star Wars"

9. "The many truths we cling to depend greatly on our point of view."
   

                          - Obi Wan Kenobi "Star Wars"

10. "Men should be like kleenex--soft, strong, and disposable."
    

                           - "Clue"

11. "Love is a spice with many tastes, a dizzying array of textures and moments."
    

                           - Newman "Seinfeld"

12. "If watermelons were brains you wouldn't have enough seeds to fill a tin."
    

                           - "Dukes of Hazzard"

13. "Ain't no way, no way you could come from my genes."
    

                           - "Smokey and the Bandit"

14. "You have no marbles"
    

                           - "Major League II"

15. "Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks."
    

                           - "Forest Gump"

16. "Life without you would be like a broken pencil. Completely pointless."
    

                           - "Blackadder"

17. "Speed bumps: why do they have to be in the middle of the road? They just slow you down."
    

                           - Darrel Hughley "The Hughley's"

18. "Give me an incubator or give me death."
    

                           - Hawkeye and Tapper "M*A*S*H"

19. "What is this monstocity?"
    

                           - Brodie "Mall Rats"

20. "Snoochie-boochies."
    

                           - Jay "Mall Rats"

21. "He's just a walking hard on looking for a hole."
    

                           - Brodie "Mall Rats"

22. "When it comes to relationships, everybody is a used car salesman."
    

                           - Simon Wilder "With Honors"

23. "You've got to trust people, you just can't believe in a warranty."
    

                           - Simon Wilder "With Honors"

24. "People judge you not by the size of your feet, but by whether your socks match."
    

                           - Space Ghost

25. "Winning is nice if you don't lose your integrity in the process."
    

                           - Arnold Horshak "Welcome Back Kotter"

26. "Hey Harry, you know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon, and a thing tht has two hundred thousand moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good doesn't it?"
    

                           - Rockhound "Armegedon"

27. "The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun."
    

                           - General Kimsey "Armageddon"

28. "There ain't no odds against beating yourself no matter what the percentages are."
    

                           - Rube Baker "Major League II"

29. "The fat lady can't sing if it's not over."
    

                           - Rube Baker "Major League II"

30. "Do or do not, there is no try."
    

                           - Yoda "Empire Strikes Back"

31. "It's a bit nipply out, I mean nippy out! What did I say nipple? There is a nip in the air though."
    

                           - Clark "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation"

32. "When Cameron was in Egypt's land...let my Cameron goooooooo."
    

                           - Cameron "Ferris Bueler's Day Off"

33. "He'll keep calling me. He'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty...This is ridiculous. Ok, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go."
    

                           - Cameron "Ferris Bueler"

34. "I don't truse this kid any further than I can throw him."
    

                           - Ed Rooney "Ferris Bueler"

35. "My best friends's sister's, brother's, girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 flavors last night!"
    

                           - Simone "Ferris Bueler"

36. "Now don't you tell me you don't remember me becasue I'm sure as heckfire remember you!"
    

                           - Ned "Groundhog's Day"

37. "Well what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today."
    

                           - Phil "Groundhog's Day"

38. "Just a reminder fans about 'Die-Hard Night' comin' up here ar the stadium, free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won a penant."
    

                           - Harry Doyle "Major League"

39. "Post game show is brought to you by...christ I can't find it, to hell with it."
    

                           - Harry Doyle "Major League"

40. "Say man when I was growing up we wanted jucuzzi we had to fart in the tub."
    

                           - Billy Ray "Trading Places"

41. "Oh see, I made Louis a bet here. Louis bet me that we couldn't both get rich and put ya'll in the poor house at the same time. He didn't think we could do it."
    

                           - Billy Ray "Trading Places"

42. "Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn for sega."
    

                           - Brodie "Mall Rats"

43. "I can't express myself mono-sylabically enough for you to understand."
    

                           - Brodie "Mall Rats"

44. "He was masturbating."
    

                           - Warren "There's Something About Mary"

45. "Franks and breans."
    

                           - Warren "Something About Mary"

46. "Thanks for noticing me."
    

                           - Eyeore "Winnie the Pooh"

47. Oh bother."
    

                           - Pooh "Winnie the Pooh" 

48. "Oh dear. Oh d-d-d-d dear."
    

                           - Piglet "Winnie the Pooh"

49. "Inconcievable."
    

                           - Vinciny "Princess Bride"

50. "You're going to end up eating a steady diet in government cheese and living in a van down by the river."
    

                           - Chris Farley "Saturday Night Live"

51. "You're not going to amount to JACK SQUAT!"
    

                           - Chris Farley "SNL" 

52. "I'm trying to think but nothing happens."
    

                           - Curly "3 Stooges" 

53. "Good morning. And in case I don't see ya...good afternoon, good evening, and good night."
    

                           - Jim Carrey "The Truman Show"

54. "If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer."
    

                           - Jim Carrey "Ace Ventura:  Pet Detective"

55. "Frreeddooooooooooooooooooooooooooom."
    

                           - Mel Gibson "Braveheart"

56. "What's up doc?"
    

                           - Bugs Bunny

57. "We didn't crawl out from under no rocks, we didn't have no tails, and we didn't come from monkeys you atheistic pinko meathead."
    

                           - Archie "All in the Family"

58. Mike: "You know you are totally incomprehensive."
    Archie: "Maybe so but I make a lot of sense."
    

                           -  "All in the Family"

59. "If you build it, he will come."
    

                           -  "Field of Dreams"

60. "My momma always said, 'Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."
    

                           - Tom Hanks "Forrest Gump"

61. "Stupid is as stupid does sir."
    

                           - Tom Hanks "Forrest Gump"

62. "That's all I have to say about that."
    

                           - Tom Hanks "Forrest Gump"

63. "If my dog were as ugly as you, I'd shave it's a** and teach it to walk backwards."
    

                           - Walter Matthau "Grumpy Old Men"

64. "Why don't you do the world a favor and pull your lip over your head and swallow."
    

                           - Walter Matthau "Grumpy Old Men"

65. "I know nothing. Noooothing."
    

                           - Schultz "Hogan's Heroes"

66. "Show me the money."
    

                           - "Jerry Maguire"

67. "My grandmother always said, 'Why buy the cow, when you get the sex for free?"
    

                           - Brodie "Mall Rats"

68. "There's no such thing as too late, that's why they invented death."
    

                           - Walter Matthau "Out to Sea"

69. "I said it before and I'll say it again, I didn't want to move to California."
    

                           - "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World"

70. "The way he went sailing right out there."
    

                           - "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World"

71. "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering."
    

                           - Yoda "The Phantom Menace"

72. [about the past]
    "...the way I see it, you can eiter run from it or learn from it."
    

                           - Rafikki "Lion King"

73. "Every man dies. Not everyman truly lives."
    

                           - "Braveheart"

74. "I will not carry a gun Frank. When i got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun."
    

                           - Hawkeye "M*A*S*H"

75. "Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about war and rule number one it young men die and rule number two it that doctors can't change rule number one."
    

                           - Henry Blake "M*A*S*H"

76. "Remember this old Scicilian Proverb: Man is like a piece of cheese."
    

                           - Vincenzo Cortino "Mafia!"
    

77. "You know, just when I thing you're the shallowest man I know, you somehow manage to drain a little bit more out of the pool."
    

                           - Elaine "Seinfeld"

78. "Be excellent to each other."
    

                           - "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"

79. "I do not regret the things that I have done but the things I did not do."
    

                           - Lukas "Empire Records"

80. "Life is pain. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something."
    

                           - "Princess Bride"

81. "We figured it seventeen different ways and everytime we figured it, it was no good because no matter how we figured it, somebody didn't like the way we figured it. So now there's only one way to figure it; and that is every man, including the old bad, for himself."
    

                           - Benji "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World"

82. Mr Finch: "Are you saying something against America?"
    Mr. Hawthorne: "Against it, I should be possitively astounded to hear anything that would be said for it. The whole bloody place is the most unspeakable matriarchy in the whole history of civilization. Look at yourself and the way you wife and her strumpet of a mother push you through the hoop. As far as I an see, American men are being totally imasculated; they're like slaves. They die like flies while their women sit under hair dryers eating chocolates and arranging for every second Tuesday to be some sort of Mother's Day. And this possitively infantile preoccupation with bosoms. All my time in the wretched God-forsaken country, the one thing that has appalled me the most of all is the proposterous preoccupation with bosoms. Don't you realize they've become the dominant theme in American culture. In literatur, advertising, and all scenes of entertainment, in everything. I'll wager you anything you like, if American women stopped wearing brassiers your whole natural economy would colpase over night."
    

                           - "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World"

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