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Mr. Cock A Doodle Doo Says:
"I was born in an eggshell, and a little girl who raised me from a chick prayed for me to become human, and I did, just like with the puppet who became a real boy in the cartoon. I grew to be a full grown man/rooster and entered the wrestling world ... for where else could a half-man/half-rooster gain recongition?
This is not a mask, but my true face. I am Mr. Cock A Doodle Doo, the 'Rooster from Wooster,' and I am 'Death from the Barnyard.'
Those who laugh at me now will cry later, as I am 100% for real, and I am sent to be the savior of wrestling, which is why God allowed me to mutate from a rooster into a half-man. This is all the truth about me and it is for real because I never told a lie.
If you want to know more, pay to see me on upcoming shows, you deadbeat net freeloaders."
