Top Ten Symptoms of Wrestling Withdrawal II

10. Every time you're within a large group of people, you try and start a chant.

9. While watching tennis, you complain about the "workrate."

8. At the gym, you accuse the less athletic people of "blowing up."

7. You slowly peek around every corner to make sure no one's lying in wait.

6. When you find that your work schedule has been screwed up, you complain about the booking.

5. You let your friends win at Checkers, because it's considered nice to put them over.

4. You ask people if they "marked out" when their favorite sports team won.

3. Every time you walk into work, you expect to see cameras filming your arrival.

2. Instead of saying that you're telling the truth, you tell people you're going to "shoot" with them.

And the no. 1 symptom of wrestling withdrawal:

1. It never seems like you're getting enough mic time in public speaking class.

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