8/9/99 Marry your cousin, drink all day Smoke until your lungs go grey, It's the Preble County thing to do. Ride in the back of a pick-up truck Bring your dog, even your smelly 'ol hog, It's the Preble County thing to do. Chorus And I just luv Preble County fine Hangin' up my laundry on that old laundry line. Sleep 'till noon in your crusty underware Everyone does it so who the hell cares? Sleep through the church service And go straight to hell. I dance to a blue grass jive Drive my tractor down route 35, It's the Preble County thing to do. Take my bath down in Twin Creek Swimming in that muck makes me reek, But it's the Preble County thing to do. Chorus Dress up fancy and go to Eaton Go to the McDonalds and eat in, It's the high-class Preble County thing to do. Go to Dayton in the month of May Check out Starbucks, but what the hell's a latte? It's the Preble County thing to do. Chorus Belch really long and fart all day When people give me a look, I just say, "It's the Preble County thing to do!" When a nice young buck gets hit on the street Only got four hours to cut up that meat! It's the Preble County thing to do. Chorus It's so true it ain't funny. ~ Emily Summers
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