"Immature love says 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.' ![]() "If it hurts, don't do it AGAIN" ![]() "I always thought I would look back on us crying and laugh, but I never thought I would look back on us laughing and cry." ![]() "On the other hand, the early worm gets eaten." ![]() "Even if you're paranoid, maybe they really *are* after you." ![]() "People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." ![]() "Reality is an illusion created by alcoholic deficiency." ![]() "Trust in God, but lock your car." ![]() "Procrastination means never having to say you're sorry." ![]()
![]() "Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce." ![]()
![]() "Hire a teenager while they still know it all." ![]() "God Bless America, but God help Canada to put up with them!" ![]() "The light at the end of a tunnel may be an oncoming train!" ![]() "Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder." ![]()
![]() "I do what the voices in my head tell me to do." ![]() "How far the little candle sheds its light; So shines a good deed in a naughty world." ![]() "Few of us get dizzy from doing too many good turns!" ![]() "No one has ever complained about his parachute not opening." ![]() "Even the fish wouldn't have been caught if he'd kept his mouth shut." ![]() "If you can help somebody along the way then your living has not been in vain." ![]() "The best way to wipe out a friendship is to sponge on it." ![]() "The style is the man himself." ![]() "To win the race, is to rise each time we fall." ![]() "When you think the whole world's against you, remember, some of the smaller countries don't care at all." ![]() ~ Home ~ Movies ~ Songs ~ Anonymous ~ Women ~ |