Army of Darkness

Ash: It's a trick. Get an axe. Sheila: I may be bad...but I feel gooood. Ash: Shop smart, shop S-mart! [About his shotgun.] Ash: Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: THIS... is my BOOM STICK! Ash: You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town. [Sheila wants to apologize to Ash] Ash: First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow. Sheila: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private? Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all. Ash: [to the Witch] Yo, she-bitch! Let's go! [Upon getting the powered glove in place of his right hand] Ash: Groovy. Ash: Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with ... molecular structures. [In a passionate moment of romance] Ash: Gimme some sugar, baby. Ash: Klaatu verrata nectu. Wise man: Again. Ash: Klaatu verrata nectu. Wise man: Again. Ash: I got it, I got it. I know your damn words, right? Ash: Klaatu verrata n... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts? Ash: Nope. Just me baby... Just me. [As undead Ash stands triumphant on catapult] Ash: Buckle up Bonehead. 'Cause you're goin' for a ride! Demon Lady: I'll swallow your soul! Ash: Come get some. Ash: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store. Possessed woman: Who the hell are you? Ash: Name's Ash. [cocks shotgun] Housewares. [Last line] Ash: Hail to the king, baby. Arthur: How will we stop an army of the dead at our castle walls? How will you fight that?! With more words? Most of our people have already fled. We are but forty men. Ash: Maybe, just maybe my boys could pull it off. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot. Sheila: You found me beautiful once... Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly! Ash: Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun. ~ Home ~ Movies ~ Songs ~ Anonymous ~ Women ~ ~ Friendship ~ Life and Success ~ Poems ~ Shakespeare ~ Star Trek ~