Narrator: I will tell you of William Wallace. Historians will call me a liar, but history is written by those who've hanged heroes. Hamish: What in the hell are the Irish doing fighting with the English? Stephen: Just when we thought all hope was lost, our noble saviors have arrived. Hamish: Where are you going? Princess Isabelle: I've come to beg for the life of William Wallace. Robert the Bruce: Now, I know you've sacrificed much. But fighting these odds looks like rage, not courage. Robert's Father: Longshanks acquired Wallace. So did our nobles. That was the price of your crown. Longshanks: Bring me Wallace. Alive if possible, dead...just as good. Robert's Father: I'm the one that's rotting, but your face looks graver than mine. Lord Bottoms: As lord of these lands I shall bless this marriage by taking the bride into my bed on the first night of her union. William Wallace: We all end up dead, the question is how and why. Stephen: I'm the most wanted man on my island! But I'm not on my island. William Wallace: You dropped your rock. Argyle Wallis: We'll stay here tonight, leave in the mornin'. Argyle Wallis: Did the priest give a poetic benediction? "The Lord bless thee and keep thee..." Longshanks: Archers. Executioner: The prisoner wishes to say a word. William Wallace: The answer is yes. Fight for me, you get to kill the English. William Wallace: Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace. William Wallace: Go back to England and tell them there that Scotland's daughters and sons are yours no more. Tell them Scotland is free. [To Longshanks] Stephen: [To William Wallace] The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked. [Lord Bottoms has previously taken Morrison's wife as his own.] Campbell: I'm dying. Let me be. Nicolette: Englishmen don't know what a tongue is for. William Wallace: And if this is my army, why does it go? [After killing a would-be assassin.] Campbell: [after his wound is cauterized] That'll wake you up in the mornin'. Hamish: Some men are longer than others. English Commander: I hope you washed your ass this morning, it's about to be kissed by a king. William Wallace: ...chaque jour j'ai pensé à toi. Malcolm Wallace: It's our wits that make us men. Longshanks: Who is this person that speaks to me as though I needed his advice? William Wallace: Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse. William Wallace: In the year of our lord thirteen fourteen, patriots of Scotland, starving and outnumbered, charged the fields of Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets. They fought like Scotsmen. And won their freedom. William Wallace: I love you. Always have. I want to marry you. Stephen: [Speaking heavenward.] Him? That can't be William Wallace. I'm prettier than this man. Alright Father, I'll ask him. William Wallace: The answer is yes. Fight for me, you get to kill the English. Longshanks: Whom do I send? Not my gentle son. The mere sight of him would only encourage an enemy to take over the whole country. Stephen: The Almighty says this must be a fashionable fight. It's drawn the finest people. William Wallace: Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do this and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today. Robert the Bruce: You have bled with Wallace, now bleed with me. Princess Isabelle: The king will be dead in a month and his son is a weakling. Who do you think is going to rule this kingdom? William Wallace: I came home to raise crops, and God willing, a family. If I can live in peace, I will. William Wallace: It's fine Scottish weather we're having. The rain is falling straight down and kind of to the side like. William Wallace: Why do you help me? Argyle Wallis: They are saying goodbye in their own way. Playing outlawed tunes on outlawed pipes. Robert's Father: At last, you know what it means to hate. Now you're ready to be a king. Princess Isabelle: The king desires peace. Robert the Bruce: Lands, titles, men, power... nothing. Longshanks: Not the archers. My scouts tell me their archers are miles away and no threat to us. Arrows cost money. Use up the Irish. Their dead cost nothing. WIlliam Wallace: "There's a difference between us. You think the people of this land exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom. and I go to make sure they have it." William Wallace: "It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom." Wallace's Father: "Your heart is free. Have the courage to follow it." King Longshank: "The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots." William Wallace: "Every man dies, not every man really lives." William Wallace: "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!" ~ Home ~ Movies ~ Songs ~ Anonymous ~ Women ~ |