CRUEL INTENTIONS

Kathryn: Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep that way. Annette: People shouldn't experience the act of love until they are in love. Sebastian: Why can't we be together? Annette: You wanna know why? Because I don't trust myself with you. Kathryn: Don Juan is moving with the speed of a Special Olympics hurdler. Sebastian: We've done some pretty fucked up shit in our time but this...I mean, we're destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that? Cecile Caldwell: This doesn't taste like a regular iced tea. Sebastian: It's from Long Island. Kathryn: I think that I'll go and take my new car for a ride. Sebastian: No, the only thing you'll be riding is me. Sebastian: E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles. Kathryn: If I win, then that hot little car of your's is mine. Sebastian: And if I win? Kathryn: I'll give you something you've been obsessing about ever since our parents got married. Sebastian: Could you be a little more specific? Kathryn: In English I'll fuck your brains out. Kathryn: Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and... what else do you do? Sebastian: You could be a model. It's too bad you're not sexy. Blaine: The only reason I let him keep up this charade is because the man has a mouth like a Hoover. Mrs. Sugarman: Oh, did I ever tell you the time, when my late husband sent me-- Sebastian: Yes, you already did, Mrs. Sugarman. Mrs. Sugarman: Oh, I did? Sebastian: Right after we played backgammon, Mrs. Sugarman. Mrs. Sugarman: Oh! We played backgammon? Sebastian: Uh huh. You beat me three times. Mrs. Sugarman: I did? Sebastian: Yup. Then I fucked your daughter. Mrs. Sugarman: Excuse me? Sebastian: I said, would you care for some water? Mrs. Sugarman: No, thank you. Kathryn Merteuil: Fuck her yet? Sebastian Valmont: Working on it. Kathryn Merteuil: Loser. Sebastian Valmont: Blow me. Kathryn Merteuil: Call me later? [Cecile returns home in the morning with her clothes rumpled and hair disheveled.] Bunny Caldwell: Jesus Christ, where have you been? Cecile Caldwell: Shopping. Marci Greenbaum: Would you cut the psychobabble bullshit, Mom? There's pictures of me on the Internet. Dr. Greenbaum: What kind of pictures? Marci Greenbaum: Nudie pictures! What do you think? Dr. Greenbaum: JESUS! How could you be so stupid? [Kathryn gives Cecile a slight kiss on the mouth] Kathryn Merteuil: OK, this time I'm going to stick my tongue into your mouth. Sebastian Valmont: That's a 1956 Jaguar Roadster. What makes you think I'll go for that bet? Kathryn Merteuil: Because I'm the only girl you can't have and it kills you. Sebastian Valmont: No thanks. Kathryn Merteuil: You can put it anywhere. Sebastian Valmont: You got yourself a deal baby. Kathryn Merteuil: The parental units called today. Sebastian Valmont: How IS your gold-digging whore of a mother? Kathryn Merteuil: She suspects your impotent, alcoholic father is diddling the maid. Sebastian Valmont: I read your manifesto. Annette Hargrove: You did? Sebastian Valmont: I must say, I found it rather... appalling. Annette Hargrove: That's a first. Most people praise me for it. Sebastian Valmont: Most people are sheep. Kathryn Merteuil: She's quite cute, you know. Young, supple breasts, a tight, firm ass and an uncharted pootie. Be her Captain Picard, Valmont. Boldly go where no man has gone before. Kathryn Merteuil: My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible. Cecile Caldwell: But that would make me a slut, wouldn't it? Kathryn Merteuil: Cecile, everybody does it; it's just that nobody talks about it. Cecile Caldwell: So, it's like a secret society? Kathryn Merteuil: That's one way looking at it. Sebastian Valmont: Cecile, you know what would be super-duper sexy? If you lost all the clothes. Cecile Caldwell: I don't think so. Annette Hargrove: I'm impressed. Sebastian Valmont: Well, I'm in love. Bunny Caldwell: How dare you treat me with such disrespect! I got you off the streets and this is how you repay me? Ronald Clifford: Got me off the streets? I- I live on 59th and Park! Bunny Caldwell: Whatever! Kathryn Merteuil: I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny. Kathryn Merteuil: I think there's something going on between Cecile and her music teacher. Bunny Caldwell: Ronald? That's crazy! Kathryn Merteuil: I know, she's so young and he's so... Bunny Caldwell: Black! Kathryn Merteuil: I wanna FUCK! Sebastian Valmont: And I don't. Sebastian Valmont: You AMAZE me. Kathryn Merteuil: Eat me, Sebastian. It's okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone but when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 to be considered a lady? I am the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there's your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now are you in, or are you out? ~ Home ~ Movies ~ Songs ~ Anonymous ~ Women ~ ~ Friendship ~ Life and Success ~ Poems ~ Shakespeare ~ Star Trek ~