DEAD MAN ON CAMPUS

Cliff: I live in a Frat House, right? And these fuckers wanna kick me out for not observing quiet hour! [shouting] Well, they can SUCK my QUIET COCK! Cliff: [rapping] My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes! Cliff: They hate it when you do this. [shoots gun at cops] Cooper: You can't sing show tunes and be depressed! Cliff: Come on man! Just kick me in the junk! Cliff: Do you guys ever get really horny? Cooper Frederickson: Depends where you're going with this. Cliff: I really shouldn't be driving, I have a suspended license. Cooper Frederickson: Really? For what? Cliff: Attempted vehicular manslaughter... whatever the FUCK that means! Cooper Frederickson: Young man! Where have you been? I was up all night worried sick. Do you know what time it is? Josh Miller: I LOVE college. I love everything about it. The people, the freedom. This room. This chair. Look at this chair! Cooper Frederickson: You had sex last night didn't you? Josh Miller: That's a nice shirt. Cooper Frederickson: I can hear my heartbeat through my penis! Zeke: This is my brother's Ritalin. Ritalin's good for studying math or science, just don't try to write English papers on it or it won't make any sense. Enjoy that. ~ Home ~ Movies ~ Songs ~ Anonymous ~ Women ~ ~ Friendship ~ Life and Success ~ Poems ~ Shakespeare ~ Star Trek ~