Dude, Where's my Car?

Jesse Montgomery III: Who's "Joe Potsmoker"? Chester: Oh, that's my alter-ego. Jesse Montgomery III: Wait, I thought that was MY alter-ego. Chester: No, you're "Smokey McPott." Jesse Montgomery III: Dude, where's my car? Chester: Where's your car dude? Jesse Montgomery III: DUDE, where's my car? Chester: Where's your car dude? Jesse Montgomery III: Have you seen my car? Christie Boner: Yeah. Jesse Montgomery III: You have? Christie Boner: Well, I saw the backseat. Jesse Montgomery III: No, I'm talking about the whole thing. Chester: So is this dude. It's a break-dancing stripper emergency. Jesse: $500,000?! Hot Chicks: We are not guys, we are extremly hot chicks with large breasts. Jesse: Screw the universe! Nordic Dudes: Screw the universe? Nordic Dudes: Stop copying us. Hot Chick: Stop copying us. Nordic Dudes: Stop copying us. Hot Chick: Stop copying us. Nordic Dude: Beach! Chester: I think this is it, dude. Jesse: Thank you captain obvious! Jesse: Stupid llamas! Mark: Tell me about it I used to model! Mark: I've been here 3 year 8 months and 18 days, but who's counting? Piere: In France, when a man is caught poaching ostrages we shave his head and make him run through the fields. Mark: Oh god, that's the good part! ~ Home ~ Movies ~ Songs ~ Anonymous ~ Women ~ ~ Friendship ~ Life and Success ~ Poems ~ Shakespeare ~ Star Trek ~