GHOSTBUSTERS II

Peter Venkman: Hi, Egon. How's school? I bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of yours, huh? Egon Spengler: I think they're more interested in my epididymis. Egon Spengler: Vigo the Carpathian. Born 1505. Died 1610. Peter Venkman: 105 years old, he hung in there, didnt he? Ray Stantz: He didnt die of old age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, steretched, diesemboweled, drawn and quartered. Peter Venkman: Ouch. Prince Vigo: On a mountain of skulls, in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil! Janosz: He is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him! Talk Show Producer: No respected psychic will come on this show. They all think you're a fraud. Peter: I *am* a fraud! The Mayor: Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right. Dr. Peter Venkman: Y'know, I've met some dumb blondes in my life, but you take the taco, pal! Only a *Carpathian* would come back to life now and choose New York! If you had brain one in that huge melon on top of your neck, you'd be living the sweet life out in southern California's beautiful San Fernando Valley! Venkman: Suck in the guts guys, we're the Ghostbusters. Egon Spengler: Venkman, get a stool sample. Peter Venkman: Business, or personal? Louis Tully: Your Honour, ladies and gentleman, I don't think it's very fair to call my clients frauds. Sure, the blackout was a big problem for everybody. I was trapped in an elevator for two hours and I had to make the whole time. But I don't blame them, because one time, I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you. Dana: His name is Oscar. Peter Venkman: Named after a hot dog, you poor man. Egon Spengler: I'd like to run some gynecological tests on the mother. Peter Venkman: Who wouldn't? Ray Stantz: Ungrateful little yuppie larva. Dana: Okay, but after dinner, I don't want you putting any of your old cheap moves on me. Peter: Ohhhh no! I've got all NEW cheap moves. Peter: Kinda makes you wonder doesn't it? Ray: Wonder what? Peter: If she's wearing anything under that toga. Dr. Peter Venkman: Sometimes, shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who are you gonna call?! Ray Stantz: You mean you never even had a Slinky? Egon Spengler: We had part of a Slinky. But I straightened it. Psychic: I have a strong psychic belief that the world will end on New Year's Eve. Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, for your sake, I hope you're right. Talk Show Guest: According to my source, the end of the world will be on February 14th, in the year two thousand and sixteen. Dr. Peter Venkman: Valentine's day. Bummer. [The Mayor's assistant has just been rude to Dr. Peter Venkman] Dr. Peter Venkman: You know, I'm a voter. Aren't you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt? Dana: You're much better than you realize. You don't give yourself enough credit. Dr. Peter Venkman: I need to hear that kind of stuff. You know, if I had this kind of stuff for like on a 24-hour basis, I could have myself whipped into shape by the end of this century. [Dana hands Oscar to Peter.] Dana Barrett: It's late, I really ought to put him down. Doctor Peter Venkman: May I? Dana Barrett: Yeah, if you want to. Doctor Peter Venkman: [points in baby's face] You're short, your bellybutton sticks out too far, and you're a terrible burden on your poor mother. Vigo: Death is but a doorway, time is but a window, I'll be back. Doctor Raymond Stantz: You think this river of slime has anything to do with this Vigo character? Doctor Egon Spengler: Is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9? Doctor Egon Spengler: Vigo the Carpathian. Also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy. Doctor Peter Venkman: Wasn't he also Vigo the Butch? ~ Home ~ Movies ~ Songs ~ Anonymous ~ Women ~ ~ Friendship ~ Life and Success ~ Poems ~ Shakespeare ~ Star Trek ~