HOMEWARD BOUND: THE INCREDIBLE JOURNEY

[At the vet, having porcupine quills removed.] Chance: Okay, okay, I'll talk! I left a gift on the carpet. I let Sassy take the rap for when I unrolled the toilet paper all over the house. I stole underwear on three occasions. [The vet yanks a quill out of his face.] Okay, okay, four! Fat Guy: Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty. Sassy: "Here, kitty kitty kitty." Not on your life, chubby. Fat Guy: Here, kitty kitty. Here, kitty. Here, kitty kitty kitty. Sassy: No, dummy dummy dummy dummy. Shadow: Chance, you're a genius! Chance: No, I'm not! Uh, what's a genius? Shadow: Never mind. Shadow: You've learned all you need to know, Chance. Now all you need to learn is how to say goodbye. [Chance sees a porcupine, but he doesn't know what it is.] Sassy: What is that? Chance: I don't know. It's probably a squirrel having a really bad hair day. Chance: I can't believe I'm running from a cat! Shadow: I won't tell if you won't. Chance: Of course, this isn't your ordinary housecat. This is like Arnold Schwarzen-kitty! Chance: Remember hot dogs, Shadow? Shadow: Yeah, I wasn't much for the name, though. Chance: I don't think they're really made of dog. Shadow: I don't think they're made of meat! Sassy: Like my mother always said, curiosity killed the dog. Chance: I'm too pooped to poop. Chance: Shadow was faithful. Shadow was loyal. Shadow was a chump. Shadow: I thought you were gonna stay, pup. Chance: Yeah, but I thought I should come along, in case you two needed protection. Sassy: My hero! Guess I'm gonna have to stare at YOUR butt the whole way. ~ Home ~ Movies ~ Songs ~ Anonymous ~ Women ~ ~ Friendship ~ Life and Success ~ Poems ~ Shakespeare ~ Star Trek ~