HOT SHOTS! PART DEUX

Harbinger: I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live. Harbinger: War... it's fantastic! Saddam Hussein: Now I will kill you until you die from it! Ramada: I had to come. It was a sequel . [Addressing a roomful of Japanese businessmen.] Tug Benson: It seems only yesteray that I was strafing so many of your houses. Today I'm asking you not to make such damn good cars. Topper Harley: These men have a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them... Benson: Cookie? Colonel: No thank you, sir. Benson: Young lady? Lady: No thank you, sir. Benson: No, I was just offering him a young lady. Bad Guy: I can see you're no stranger to pain. Colonel: I've been married. Bad Guy: Ah. Colonel: *Twice*. Bad guys: Oy! President Benson: We'll do this the old navy way. First one to die... loses! Topper: I want to see your parents and pat your dog... Romana: My parents are dead Topper, my dog ate them. Topper Harley: President Benson. President Benson: No you're not. I've seen him on TV. An older man, about my height. Michelle Huddleson: Mr. President, this is Topper Harley. President Benson: Topper Harley, of course, the son I never had. No wonder I didn't recognize you then. ~ Home ~ Movies ~ Songs ~ Anonymous ~ Women ~ ~ Friendship ~ Life and Success ~ Poems ~ Shakespeare ~ Star Trek ~