INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE

Indiana Jones: Archaeology is the search for fact... not truth. Henry Jones: You call THIS archaeology?! [Encountering a painting of the Ark of the Covenant.] Elsa: What's this? Indy: Ark of the Covenant. Elsa: Are you sure? Indy: Pretty sure. Indiana: Sallah, I said NO camels! That's FIVE camels; can't you count? Walter Donovan: Germany has declared war on the Jones boys. Panama Hat: This is the second time I've had to reclaim my property from you! Indiana Jones: That belongs in a museum! Panama Hat: So do you! Henry Jones: The quest for the grail is not archeology, it's a race against evil. If it is captured by the Nazis the armies of darkness will march all over the face of the earth. Do you understand me? Indiana Jones: This is an obsession, Dad. I've never understood it. Never. Neither did Mom. Henry Jones: Oh yes she did. Only too well. Unfortunately, she kept her illness from me. All I could do was mourn her. Fedora: You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it. Elsa: [kisses Indy] That's how we say goodbye in Austria. Vogel: And this is how we say goodbye in Germany. [Punches Indy in the face. Indy's head smacks back into Henry's head.] Indy: I liked the Austrian way better. Henry: So did I! Henry: They're trying to kill us! Indiana Jones: I know, Dad! Henry: This is a new experience for me. Indiana Jones: It happens to me all the time. Indiana Jones: Listen. Since I've met you I've nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at, and chopped into fish bait. We're caught in the middle of something sinister here, my guess is dad found out more than he was looking for and until I'm sure, I'm going to continue to do things the way I think they should be done. [Escaping in a biplane] Henry Jones: I didn't know you could fly. Indy: Fly, yes. Land, no. [Nazi colonel Vogel is torturing Henry to get answers] Colonel Vogel: Tell me about this miserable little diary of yours. The book is useless and yet you come all the way back to Berlin to get it. Why? [He slaps Henry in the face with his glove] Colonel Vogel: Why? [He slaps him again] Colonel Vogel: What are you hiding? [He slaps him again] Colonel Vogel: What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us? [He tries to slap him again until Henry grabs ahold of his hand] Professor Henry Jones: It tells me that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them. Indiana Jones: I'm like a bad penny, I always turn up. [Indiana Jones is asking Henry how he could've slept with Elsa] Henry: I'm as human as the next man. Indiana Jones: Dad, I was the next man! Henry: Sorry about the head but I thought that you were one of them. Indiana Jones: Dad, they come in through the doors! Henry: Ha, good point. Indiana Jones: Nazis. I hate these guys. Professor Henry Jones: Elsa never really believed in the grail. She thought she'd found a prize. Indiana Jones: And what did you find, Dad? Professor Henry Jones: Me? Illumination. Young Indiana Jones: Mr. Havlok? Anybody? ...Everyone's lost but me. [On why Henry calls Indy "Junior"] Sallah: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Junior"? Professor Henry Jones: That's his name. [points to himself] Henry Jones... [points to Indy] ...Junior. Indiana Jones: I like "Indiana." Professor Henry Jones: We named the *dog* Indiana. Marcus Brody: May we go home now, please? Sallah: The dog?! You are named after the dog?! Indiana Jones: I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog. ~ Home ~ Movies ~ Songs ~ Anonymous ~ Women ~ ~ Friendship ~ Life and Success ~ Poems ~ Shakespeare ~ Star Trek ~