THE IN-LAWS

[After a harrowing cab ride.] Sheldon: Did we hit the little boy on Sixth Avenue? Vince: No, we missed him by a good foot and a half. Sheldon: Six thousand a year tuition to listen to this. Sheldon: The ocean? It's over the ocean to Scranton, Pennsylvania? Vince: Just go with the flow, Shel, just go with the flow. Sheldon: What flow? There isn't any flow. Vince: Sometimes I'm so smart I scare myself. Sheldon Kornpett: There's no reason to shoot at me, I'm a dentist. Shelly: You were involved in the Bay of Pigs? Vince: Involved? That was my idea. Tommy: Dad and his mysterious phone calls. Vince Ricardo: What the hell do you mean by that? Tommy: Nothing. You're just always making these weird calls in back rooms and pay booths... Vince Ricardo: You little snot-nose! Those phone calls put you through college! Vince Ricardo: I was in the jungle - the bush we called it - for approximately nine months... Sheldon Kornpett: Nine months! That must have really been something! Vince Ricardo: It was. I saw things... They have tsetse flies down there the size of eagles. [On working for the CIA] Vince Ricardo: Are you interested in joining? The benefits are terrific. The trick is not to get killed. That's really the key to the benefit program. Vince Ricardo: I'm such a good driver, it's *incomprehensible* they took my license away. Sheldon Kornpett: I have flames on my car. I HAVE FLAMES ON MY CAR! Vince Ricardo: Serpentine Shelly. Serpentine! ~ Home ~ Movies ~ Songs ~ Anonymous ~ Women ~ ~ Friendship ~ Life and Success ~ Poems ~ Shakespeare ~ Star Trek ~