Lethal Weapon 2

[Riggs and Rika are in bed.] Riggs: I think it's time for the seventh inning stretch. Rika: But, it's only the fourth inning. Capt. Murphy: Murtaugh, all that damage you caused downtown is comin' out of the department's budget! Murtaugh: Fine. Pay it off in Krugerrands. Capt. Murphy: Don't make jokes, Murtaugh, make arrests! [Roger is sitting on a boobytrapped toilet.] Roger: Why didn't they plant the bomb in Trish's stove? Riggs: Yeah. Think of all the needless suffering that could've ended there! [both laugh] Roger: I'm gonna die on a toilet, aren't I? Riggs: Guys like you don't die on toilets. [Ribbing Murtaugh about his daughter's television ad for condoms.] Riggs: In one ear, out the RUBBER... Martin Riggs: This stinks! Capt. Murphy: I don't give a fuck, Riggs. That's why I don't have an ulcer, because I know when to say "I don't give a fuck." Leo Getz: I'm Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets. [After receiving the wrong order at the drive-thru] Leo Getz: They FUCK YOU at the drive-thru, okay? They FUCK YOU at the drive-thru! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets fucked? Ol' Leo Getz! Okay, sure! I don't give a fuck! I'm not eating this tuna, okay? [After a wild car chase, the car looks like a wreck] Roger Murtaugh: This was a new car, Riggs... Martin Riggs: Well, it still is! [After shooting 2 criminals with a nail gun] Roger Murtaugh: Nailed you both! Rika Van Den Haas: Rudd keeps hiding behind his diplomatic credentials. Riggs: He's not a good guy, your boss, is he? Rika Van Den Haas: Then whatever he's doing, he shouldn't get away with it. Rudd: Now we DO have a serious diplomatic situation here, which I will be taking up with your state deprtment first thing in the morning. Riggs: Whoa, you got me quakin' in my boots, but I'm still gonna bring you down. Rudd: My dear officer, you could not even give me a parking ticket! Arjen Rudd: Certain policemen in this city have become an intolerable nuisance. They are obviously onto us again. How do you propose to handle the situation? Pieter Vorstedt: Warn them off. It's my experience that a scared cop is more useful than a dead one. Arjen Rudd: A warning...is that not a bit tame? Pieter Vorstedt: Depends how you do it. [Riggs confronts Rudd and his minions in their office] Martin Riggs: Hey, don't bother calling the police. I'm here already. Arjen Rudd: I should have known. Martin Riggs: Well, well... it's the master race! Arjen Rudd: I hope you realize the trouble you are in right now. Martin Riggs: Well, as usual, you people have everything all upside down and turned around and back to front. Pieter Vorstedt: I was going to offer you a drink, Riggs, but I hear you're on the wagon these days. Martin Riggs: Yeah, that stuff'll kill you quick. Listen, you know so much about me; who the hell are you? Pieter Vorstedt: Vorstedt: I'm the guy that changes the course of your life, man. 4 years ago, Riggs, when you were a narc off Long Beach, you were getting too close to us so we put a contract out on you. I handled it myself; drove your car right off the fucking road, remember? Now, of course, you weren't driving. You can't imagine the face. I pulled back this moppet of blood-soaked hair to see this woman's face... your wife, right? She didn't die straightaway... took a bit of time. [Riggs angrily charges for Vorstedt, but is restrained] Don't know much luck with women, do you, Riggs? Martin Riggs: Police! Open up! Leo Getz: How do I know it's the police? Martin Riggs: After I shoot you through the door, you can examine the bullet. Open up! ~ Home ~ Movies ~ Songs ~ Anonymous ~ Women ~ ~ Friendship ~ Life and Success ~ Poems ~ Shakespeare ~ Star Trek ~