The Little Mermaid

Scuttle: I haven't seen this in years, this is wonderful! Flounder, Ariel: What is it? Scuttle: A bandas-boobas-snarfblatt. Flounder, Ariel: Ooooooh. Scuttle: Now the snarfblatt dates back to prehysterical times when humans used to sit around and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So the snarfblatt was invented to make fine music. Sebastian: You know what her father'll say? I'll tell you what her father'll say. He's gonna kill himself a crab, that's what her father'll say. Sebastian: Will you get your head out of the clouds and back in the water where it belongs! Ariel: You're not getting cold fins now, are you? Ariel: I've never seen a human this close before. Oh - he's very handsome, isn't he? Scuttle: [Looking at Max, Eric's dog] I dunno, he looks kinda hairy and slobbery to me. Ariel: Is he - dead? Scuttle: [Opens Eric's eyelid] It's hard to say. [Puts his ear against Eric's foot] Oh, I - I can't make out a heartbeat. Sebastian: [singing] The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake. Sebastian: Ariel? Ariel? Oh... somebody's got to nail that girl's fins to the floor. [Adoring a statue of Eric.] Ariel: It looks just like him. It even has his eyes. "Why, Eric, run away with you? This is all so - so *sudden*..." Ariel: If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again. Ursula: That's *right*. But - you'll have your man. Life's full of tough choices, innit? Sebastian: Jeez, man, I'm surrounded by amateurs! You want something done, you've got to do it yourself. Sebastian: Are you sure about this? Scuttle: Have I ever been wrong? I mean when it's important! Sebastian: Hm! Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch, they swim all the way. ~ Home ~ Movies ~ Songs ~ Anonymous ~ Women ~ ~ Friendship ~ Life and Success ~ Poems ~ Shakespeare ~ Star Trek ~