The Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult

[During prison riot.] Rocko Dillon: I've been watching you McGurke. You handle yourself really good. Frank Drebin: Really well. Rocko Dillon: Whatever. Jane Spencer: Now I know why Ed's been calling every half hour. You've been back on a case, haven't you? Frank Drebin: No, no, I swear, it's another woman. Jane Spencer: In your wildest dreams. [Frank Drebin is stopped at the entrance of the Award Ceremony place] Frank Drebin: Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad. Guard: Yeah, and I'm Robert De Niro. Frank Drebin: Mr. De Niro, we got to get inside. Frank Drebin: Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes. Frank Drebin: Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through. Tanya Peters: What are you doing? Frank Drebin: Oh! I was, uh, just conjugating my next move. Tanya Peters: Your bishop's exposed. Frank Drebin: It's these pants. Tanya Peters: You're all man. I like that in my men. Frank Drebin: You're coming on to me big time, sister. You're preying on me like a kitten with a fresh mouse. And we got a problem. Tanya Peters: You're Jewish? Frank Drebin: No. You're Rocko's girl, and in my book that chapter's called "look but don't touch." Tanya Peters: I could have two lovers. Frank Drebin: Kinky. But I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible. [Frank offers Tanya a cigarette] Frank Drebin: Cigarette? Tanya Peters: Yes, I know. [Jane catches Frank kissing Tanya] Jane Spencer: How could you! Tanya Peters: Well, you just shove your tongue as far down his throat as you can. Ed Hocken: You might end up dead! Frank Drebin: "You might end up dead" is my middle name. Ed Hocken: What about Jane? Frank Drebin: I don't know her middle name. Frank Drebin: Mrs. Dillon, your son is a ruthless, cold-blooded, sadistic animal. You must be proud of him. Muriel Dillon: I am. Rocco Dillon: Where's your prison number? Frank Drebin: It's unlisted. Olympia Dukakis: What's that? James Earl Jones: It looks like Phil Donahue throwing up into a tuba. Tyrone: You just watch your step, McGurke. This place here changes a man. Frank Drebin: Yeah, in what way? Tyrone: I used to be white. ~ Home ~ Movies ~ Songs ~ Anonymous ~ Women ~ ~ Friendship ~ Life and Success ~ Poems ~ Shakespeare ~ Star Trek ~