 Lucia: "You're probably a blessing in disguise. Fucking good disguise."
Dedee: "I'd like a Long Island iced tea, please."
Bill: "Is that a good idea, for the baby?"
Dedee: "Oh, please. This baby owes its life to Long Island iced teas, if you know what I mean."
Jason: "If I save one kid from getting butt-fucked, from having his ass totally reamed until it looks like the Lincoln Tunnel and he can't stand up for three weeks, then maybe all of this is worth... something. Teachers everywhere have to learn that no means no... at least until we've dropped out."
(About marrying Matt.)
Dedee: "I just don't think it's something we should rush into."
Lucia: "Oh, no, no. But bring another human life onto the planet -- that's whim time."
Randy: "I'm just askin' that you stand by your man, like I'm standin' next to you! You know, a lot of guys, man, they woulda said that, "Shucks, man, she took up with them homosexuals. You know, she turned her back on righteousness.""
Dedee: "Oh, yeah, but blowing you in the backseat of your car every day after band, that was a stairway to heaven, right?"
Dedee: "God. How does a woman get so bitter?"
Lucia: "Observation."
(Dedee in labor.)
Lucia: "Are you having contractions?"
Dedee: "No, this is my sleepy face! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?!"
Lucia: "You've got a death wish. That's so selfish. I have one too, but I direct it toward others."
(Why sex is the opposite of what she wants.)
Dedee: "Sex always ends in kids or disease or like, you know, relationships."
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