[Emma is pouring pills into her hand]
Simon (as old nerd guy): Hey. What are those? Drugs? Can I have some? My head is pounding. She's boring the life out of me!
Emma: Actually, they're for my heart.
Simon: Oh. You have pretty eyes. You're a pretty lady.
Emma: Who are you?
Simon: I'm here to do an interview with that Doctor Russell. I'm going to expose her as a fraud. You don't put any stock in this cold fusion mumbo-jumbo do you?
Emma: Actually I do.
Speaker: Doctor Emma Russell.
[Emma gets up]
Simon: Oops.
Simon Templar: My name is Bruno Hautenfaust. I was named for a saint who was a very wealthy man. Had the wines, the womens, the songs, the
whole bit. And then, inexplicably, took a vow of poverty and went off to live in the forest as a hermit. In the nude.
Ivan Tretiak: Please, leave.
Simon Templar: My name is August Christopher. I was named after St. Augustine, who coined my favorite phrase: Give my chastity and give my constancy, but do not give it yet.
Simon Templar: 50 million...I'm out.
Simon Templar (as old nerdguy): Hey. What're those? Drugs? Can I have some? My head is pounding! She's boring the life out of me!
Emma Russell: Actually, they're for my heart.
Simon Templar: Oh. You have very pretty eyes. You're a pretty lady.
Emma Russell: Who are you?
Simon Templar: I'm here to do an interview with that *doctor* Russell. I'm going to expose her as a fraud. You don't put any stock in all this cold fusion mumbo-jumbo do you?
Emma Russell: Actually I do.
Professor Lady: Doctor Emma Russell!
[Emma Russell stands, and as she walks away, she smirks at Simon Templar]
Simon Templar: Oops.
[Tretiak's son stands and goes to leave. The visual guy stops him.]
Visual Guy: How does it look for the leader's son to leave while the leader is speaking?
Tretiak's Son: You would prefer the leader's son to piss his pants on live TV? Hmm?
[Simon Templar and Emma Russell are hiding in a WWII shelter. Tretiak's goons are looking for them.]
Tretiak's Son: I will give $500 to anyone who has seen two Americans. You. Have you seen them?
Guy With Glasses: Just one American. One polar bear. Do I get $250?
[Tretiak's Son shoots Guy With Glasses]
[Simon Templar is on a date with Emma Russell. She has her cold fusion notes on the table. She folds them up and puts them in her bra. Simon
Templar pushes a strand of hair back behind Emma Russell's ear, and comes back with a note.]
Emma Russell: How did you do that?
Simon Templar: Magic.
Emma Russell: Give it back.
Simon Templar: I'm sorry. I just wanted to watch you put it away.
[Simon prepares to pick the lock on the door of a Russian government building, only to find it unlocked.]
Simon: "I love this country."
Emma Russell: "Who are you?"
Simon Templar: "Nobody has a clue. Least of all me."
Simon: "Tell me you love me."
Emma: "I love you."
Simon: "Simon."
Emma: "I love you Simon."
Simon: "Miracle three."
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