Bobby Boucher: "Now that's what I call high quality H2O."
[After Bobby demonstrates his tackling ability.]
Coach Klein: "Bobby, can you do that for me every game?"
Bobby: "Coach, not only will I do it for you, I... I... I... yes, yes, I'll do it for you."
Kline: "Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too."
Bobby: "No."
Kline: "Gatorade!"
Bobby: "H2O!"
Kline: "Gatorade!"
Bobby: "H2O!"
Kline: "Water sucks. It really really sucks. Water sucks."
Bobby Boucher: "My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush."
Bobby Boucher: "I like college and I like football and I'm gonna keep doin' 'em both cause they make me happy! [Slams door, then comes back.] And you're wrong, Mama! Alligators are ornery because of their medulla oblongata! [Slams door, then comes back.] And I like Vickie Vallencourt and she showed me her boobies and I like them too!"
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