Star Trek ~ McCoy

McCOY

McCoy: By golly, Jim, I'm beginning to think I can cure a rainy day!

~Devil in the Dark

McCoy: What am I, a doctor or a moon shuttle conductor? If I jumped every time a light flashed around here, I'd end up talking to myself.

~The Corbomite Manoeuver

McCoy: Spock, remind me to tell you that I'm sick and tired of your logic.
Spock: That is a most illogical attitude.

~Galileo Seven

McCoy: Mr Spock, you said a while ago that there were always alternatives.
Spock: Did I? I may have been mistaken.
McCoy: Well, at least I lived long enough to hear that.

~Galileo Seven

Kirk: Now you're starting to sound like Spock.
McCoy: If you're gonna get nasty, I'm gonna leave.

~Tomorrow is Yesterday

Spock: I made an error in my computations.
McCoy: Oh? This could be an historic occasion.

~Tomorrow is Yesterday

Spock: Your attempt to improve the species through selective breeding.
McCoy: Oh now wait a minute - not our attempt, Mr Spock. A group of ambitious scientists. I'm sure you know the type - devoted to logic, completely unemotional - !

~Space Seed

McCoy, on the transporter: I signed on this ship to practice medicine, not to have my atoms scattered back and forth across space by this gadget.

~Space Seed

McCoy: You were about to make a medical comment, Jim?

~City on the Edge of Forever

McCoy: I'm a surgeon, not a psychiatrist. I am Leonard McCoy, senior medical officer aboard the USS Enterprise.
Edith Keeler: I don't mean to disbelieve you, but that's hardly a Navy uniform.
McCoy: It's quite all right, it's quite all right, my dear - I don't believe in you either.

~City on the Edge of Forever

McCoy: Pure speculation, just an educated guess: I'd say that man is alive, Jim!

~This Side of Paradise

McCoy: Of course, Mr Spock, your reaction was quite logical. In a pig's eye!

~Amok Time

McCoy: My dear girl, I am a doctor. When I "peek," it's in the line of duty.

~Shore Leave

McCoy: Second degree burns. Not serious, but I bet they smart.
Spock: Doctor, you have an unsurpassed talent for understatement.

~The Apple

Spock: I need your advice.
McCoy: Then I need a drink.

~Obsession

Thug: Are you tryin' to make trouble?
McCoy: Who, me?
Thug: Don't give me those baby blue eyes.
McCoy: What?

~A Piece of the Action

Spock: (uses the nerve pinch)
McCoy: You do that very well.

~A Piece of the Action

McCoy: Well, what do you know? I finally got the last word.

~Journey To Babel

McCoy: In this galaxy, there's a mathematical probability of three million earth-type planets. And in all of the universe, three million million galaxies like this. And in all of that, and perhaps more, only one of each of us. Don't destroy the one named Kirk.

~Balance of Terror

Khan: Where am I?
McCoy: You're in bed, holding a knife at your doctor's throat.
Khan: Answer my question!
McCoy: It would be most effective if you would cut the corotic artery, just under the left ear.
Khan: I like a brave man.

~Space Seed

Spock: My father's race were spared the dubious benefits of alcohol.
McCoy: Oh. Now I know why they were conquered.

~Conscience of the King

McCoy, on hearing that Vaal has forbidden "touching": Well, there goes paradise.

~The Apple

McCoy: How can you be deaf with ears like that?

~The Search for Spock

Kirk: You're suffering from a Vulcan mind-meld, Doctor.
McCoy: That green-blooded son of a bitch! It's his revenge for all those arguments he lost!

~The Search for Spock

McCoy: Angels and ministers of grace defend us!

~The Voyage Home

Data: If that subject troubles you -
McCoy: Troubles me? What's so troublesome about not having died?

~Encounter at Farpoint

McCoy: I don't see no points on your ears boy, but you sound like a Vulcan!
Data: I am an android.
McCoy: Almost as bad.

~Encounter at Farpoint

McCoy: Well, it's a new ship, but she's got the right name. You remember that.
Data: I will, Sir.
McCoy: You treat her like a lady, and she'll always bring you home.

~Encounter at Farpoint

McCoy: I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer.

~Devil in the Dark

I'm a doctor, not a psychiatrist.

~City on the Edge of Forever

I'm a doctor, not a mechanic.

~Doomsday Machine

I'm a doctor, not an escalator.

~Friday's Child

I'm a doctor, not an engineer.

~Mirror, Mirror

I'm a doctor, not a coal miner.

~The Empath

I'm a surgeon, not a moon shuttle conductor.

~Corbomite Maneuver

I'm not a magician, just an old country doctor.

~Deadly Years

He's dead, Jim.

~The Enemy Within, The Man Trap, Wolf in the Fold, The Changeling

She's dead, Jim.

~Wolf in the Fold (twice)

He's dead, Captain.

~And the Children Shall Lead

He's dead.

~Amok Time, I, Mudd, For the World is Hollow...

She's dead.

~The Deadly Years

Dead.

~The Apple

This man is dead.

~Catspaw

That man's dead back there.

~A Piece of the Action

Very dead, Mr. Spock.

~Spectre of the Gun

The captain's dead.

~Enterprise Incident

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