WORF

Worf: And now, a personal request, Sir. Permission to clean up the bridge.

~Encounter at Farpoint

Worf: Sir, I protest - I am NOT a merry man!!

~Q-Pid

Worf: A ship has one bridge! One bridge!! One Riker, one bridge!

~Where Silence has Lease

Worf: For battle come to me!

~The Last Outpost

Guinan: It's an Earth drink. Prune juice.
Worf (enraptured): A warrior's drink!

~Yesterday's Enterprise

Worf: Klingons do not "pursue relationships." They conquer that which they desire.

~In Theory

Picard: Perhaps we have a poltergeist!
Worf: Sir?
Picard: A mischevous spirit.
Worf: Sir.
Picard: Perhaps not.

~In Theory

Riker: Is it my imagination, or have tempers become a little frayed on the ship lately?
Worf: I hadn't noticed. (They enter Ten-Forward. A riot is in progress.) I see what you mean.

~Sarak

Worf: Please, Mrs. Troi! ... and it is Worf, not Woof.

~Half a Life

Worf: Congratulations. You are now fully dilated to ten centimeters. You may now give birth.
Keiko: That's what I've been doing!!

~Disaster

Worf: The computer simulation was not like this. That delivery was very orderly.
Keiko: WELL I'M SORRY!!

~Disaster

Worf: You're just supposed to sit here?

~Cost of Living

Annie (barmaid): What'll you have?
Worf: Klingon fire wine.
Annie (bursts out laughing): This ain't Kansas City! We ain't got any of that fancy European stuff here!

~A Fistful of Datas

Data: You must talk to him. Tell him that he is a good cat, and a pretty cat, and...
Worf: I will feed him.

~Phantasms

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