TWISTED

Doctor: I'm here in an official capacity, of course, in case of a medical emergency.
Kes: Emergency?
Doctor: Surprises have been known to cause acute hyperventilation, esophageal spasms and in extreme cases, even coronary arrest. One can never be too careful.

Neelix: Did you see that?
Chakotay: See what?
Neelix: He..he..he did a lovely wrapping job. Don't you think?

Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you? I am a doctor, not a bartender.

Paris: I don't suppose anyone here knows the way to the bridge?

Doctor: I'm not programmed to play games.

Gaunt Gary: Would you mind moving your foot Tommy Boy? It's blocking my shot.

Tuvok: When every logical course of action is exhausted, the only option that remains is inaction.
Chakotay: Sometimes I find you arrogant and irritating. But you're a hell of an officer.
Tuvok: Thank you, sir. And since we are speaking candidly, may I say, sir that I have not always been particularly partial to your methods either.

Kim: Are you afraid?
Paris: I chose this life. And I guess I always knew it could come to this. But, yeah, I'm afraid.
Kim: Me too.

Sandrine: If you won’t play pool with him and you won’t make love to me, then as far as I am concerned you can mop the floor!

Kim: What are you still doing on the holodeck, besides playing ‘doctor’, that is?

Torres: Harry.
Kim: B'Elanna, shouldn't you be in engineering? What are you doing here?
Torres: Just answer one question, Starfleet. Where is here?
Kim: What?
Torres: Where am I?
Kim: Outside Holodeck two. Are you feeling okay?
Torres: I have been walking in circles for the past twenty minutes trying to get to engineering.

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