Janeway: I won't sacrifice this ship and crew based on a 10-second conversation. I need proof.
Janeway: The question isn't where we are, it's when we are.
Tuvok: We could have worn our Starfleet uniforms. I doubt if anyone would have noticed.
Chakotay: Well, Kathryn. You got us home.
Janeway: Right place, wrong time.
Chakotay: She does have your legs.
Rain: No way. Way.
Rain: Geese don't park themselves 20,000 kilometers above North America.
Kaplan: Shall I respond, sir?
Kim: Absolutely not.
Braxton: The end is coming! The future's end !
Braxton: You quasi-Cardassian totalitarian !
Paris: Somehow I doubt that taking a test drive is going to alter the course of the universe.
Paris: Your curves don't look so great.
Rain: Excuse me?
Rain: You know a lot for someone who can't find his way past Saturn.
Paris: I majored in astrophysics.
Rain: Where?
Paris: Starfleet Academy.
Rain: Never heard of it.
Paris: Uh...east coast school.
Tuvok: I am curious, Lieutenant. What does it mean.....groovy?
Rain: Who are you people and what is that thing in your pants?
Neelix: I can't wait to see if Blain’s twin brother is the father of Jessica's baby.
Janeway: This is like stone knives and bearskins.
Rain: The USSR broke up 5 years ago. The KGB doesn't even exist anymore.
Paris: That's what they'd like you to think.
Tuvok: ...and as for my ears, they're a family trait.
Janeway: Time travel. Since my first day on the job as a Starfleet captain, I swore I'd never get let myself caught in one of these godforsaken paradoxes. The future is the past. The past is the future. It all gives me a headache.
Torres: The Captain put you in charge. It's your decision.
Janeway: If you don't give us that ship, we'll take it by force.
Starling: In case you haven't noticed, I'm holding the gun.
Janeway: Not for long. I've got a starship in orbit that could vaporize this entire building in a blink of an eye.
Starling: And you along with it.
Janeway: If necessary.
Janeway: Ensign Kim, you have an impeccable sense of timing. Not bad for your first day in the big chair.
Rain: Let me guess. Someone broke into the van last night while I was sleeping, tried to snatch the stereo, you bravely fought them off and now you're repairing the damage.
Paris: That's exactly what happened.
Rain: My hero.
Tuvok: We will require your assistance.
Rain: No kidding.
Doctor: I find your interest in my well-being less than genuine.
Doctor: Southern California in the late 20th century had no shortage of psychotherapists, competent and otherwise. I suggest you find one.
Doctor: I'm a doctor, not a database.
Doctor: I’m footloose and fancy-free.
Starling: Pack a lunch, Doc. We're going for a walk.
Doctor: I'm not programmed to make small talk.
Rain: And you ...Mr. Leisure Suit..
Doctor: There's a name I hadn't considered.
Doctor: Try to relax. You appear to be hallucinating.
Rain: Oh..is that what I am? I'm hallucinating.
Starling: Give me some credit, Captain. I did pretty well for a primitive.
Starling: What are you going to do, shoot me?
Janeway: The thought has crossed my mind.
Janeway: You don't care about the future, you don't care about the present. Does anything matter to you, Mr. Starling?
Starling: The betterment of mankind.
Janeway: In my time, Mr. Starling, no human being would dream of endangering the future to gain advantage in the present.
Janeway: Chronowerx stock is about to crash.
Rain: Talk about a motley crew. We have the Doctor, a guy with the worst, worst, taste in clothing I've ever seen. Tuvok... what a freakasaurus! Has that guy ever cracked a smile?
Paris: Not that I can recall.
Rain: And you...Tom Paris.. hmm..sexy, in a Howdy Doody sort of way. Pretty goofy, although sometimes I think you're the smartest man I've ever met. All this running around you do, your mission. You're so dedicated...like you care about something more than just your own little life.
Paris: Is that so unusual?
Rain: Yeah.
Porter: God in heaven, help us.
Doctor: Divine intervention is unlikely.
Torres: Wasn't there supposed to be a timeship in that truck?
Paris: I've never met anyone quite like you....and I don't think I ever will.
Rain: Same here. Say hi to Saturn for me.
Kim: Welcome to the bridge, Doctor.
Doctor: Thank you. It's a pleasure to be here.
Doctor: How exactly do I get to torpedo tube one?
Braxton: I never experienced that time-line.
Paris: Tuvok, has anyone ever told you, you're a real freakasaurus?
[B'Elanna has just woken up and her hands and legs are tied together when two men walk in]
Torres: Where are we?
Man #1: This one looks like an Indian, and that one...I don't know what her story is
Man #2: What's that thing on her head?
[B'Elanna doesn't look very happy about this comment. He goes to touch B'Elanna's forehead, she growls and lunges at him, and he jumps back]
Man #1: Careful, Bud. She looks like a fighter
Torres: Sounds like you had a lot more fun out the Academy than I did. I remember dodging a few punches in the lab
Chakotay: Only you, B'Elanna, could start a brawl in Astrotheory 101
[They laugh]
Torres: I guess I was just a little more...enthusiastic, in those days
Chakotay: I guess so
Torres: We'd have to get jobs
Chakotay: I've thought about pursuing Archaeology full time. Maybe I could teach at a university or work on one of the important digs in Central America. There were still a lot a important discoveries to be made in this century. I could win a Nobel prize
Torres: So much for a low profile
[They both laugh]
Chakotay: What about you?
Torres: Highly qualified Klingon seeks position as engineer
Chakotay: I'd hire you in a second
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