If I Looked Like Catherine Zeta-Jones. . .
You might ask where I came up with idea for this rant. Weeeelll, I went to see Entrapment the other night and was completely amazed at how beautiful Catherine Zeta-Jones is. Now, don't get me wrong; I'm straight, but I began to wonder what life would be like if I looked like her.
I most definitely would not waste that sort of power being an actress. If the hypothesis that beautiful people have power holds true, then I would rule the world.
Think about it. I could have every man in the world wrapped around my little finger and even women respond to beauty. So, I could work my way quickly to the top—president—and then once in power I could again use my beauty to render all the male world leaders useless. (So, you still think its a good idea to have male leaders, do ya?) Thus, I rule the world!!! (MWAHAHA) (Evil cackle here)
Thanks Alison for the response. I thought it should be posted.
I totally agree! Ever noticed that People Magazine
puts out a "50 most beautiful people in the world"
issue every year and 95% of the people they choose are
actors and actresses? Not that I always agree with
their choices, but still, it proves that the world's
most attractive people go into mindless careers like
acting. I felt the same way when I saw Austin Powers
2...I think Heather Graham is one of the cutest, most
all-around attractive women in the world, and she's
making her money as the love interest of a man with
yellow teeth who says "do I make you horny baby?" If
I looked like that, I'd go into politics or law or
even business and claw my way to the top using my
power over men.
Yet again another response from my friend Jason. So, here it is.
I agree with your stance on this matter. Say, for insatnce, that Jennifer
Anniston was Russian spy. If I were an American scientist, I think the good
ol' US of A would be out quite a few nuclear secrets. Point made.
Jason
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