nifty stuff!!!!
*bill gates*
when tiffany eats to much cheese she pukes.
onceupona
megan ate a cookie once (that poor deprived child) and almost puked because of the greese!!!(she was refering to the movie)
timetherewere
somesmallworms
supposedly playing diablo will send you straight to hell when you die
whogotveryvery
Magic the gathering is satanistic
annoyedand
this is being typed at about 1:21am
decidedto
brandon weighs more than homer simpson
gotoarmsin
money, money, give ME MONEY!!
ordertowipe
father just called me a little f****r
outtheir
a cats butt is almost the same as humans
viciousenemy
if you know a beastyial-necro-pedoiphile call 10-321-1-800-im-nasty
counterparts
red hot spoons can be your friend..... and are also good for gouging eyes
theydeveloped
funny shannon
somereally
if anyone can tell me what a chainsaw, mummy, and balloon animal have in common email me at harold_richard@hotmail.com for a reward
coolweaponssuch
sobe the money
as bannana bombs
lizards never tasted this good
and magic bullets
I am known as french willy
they trained
my friend is known as the spanish cars sales man bob
all night and
other friends name was vas deferens
every day so they
a snow ball can last a long time in hell if you put a hat on it
would become
milk chocolate ( sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, chocolate liquer, lactose, lecithin [ an emulsifier ] and vanilan [ an artificial flavor] ) sugar, partialy hydrogenated palm kernal oil, corn syrup, whey solids, lactose, malted milk powder, cocoa powder, dextrose, artificial flavoring, salt, lectthin, vanilan, and confectioners glaze.
proficient
pocahontis was realy only 12 when impregnated by john somethingorother
in thier wormly
reading chicken soup for the soul is dangerous for it will give you cavities
ways sometimes
kangaroo doesnt taste like chicken at all
my underhosen are chasing me, and have been for the past 4 years
and when i stop they catch up and latch on to me
i have been hacking up icky stuff for the past week
i imagine you'll be interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?
the word rooting is naughty in australlia but is a simple word for screaming and yelling in favor of a sports team in america
so what if my grades are lousy? You always said its not what you know, it's who you know.
life has a way of reinforcing all my worst assessments of myself
we are no longer nature's children, but her masters... -oath of the ebon hand
"......... I would like to help you out. which way did you come in???"
..... before opening mouth make sure brain is in gear
MaggiMay's hair is long
of all my dads relations i like myself the best
bill clinton DID have an affair with monica lowinski!
...... i spend 8 hours a day here do you expect me to work tooooo???
...... theres many a slip between cup & lip
the few, the proud, the lizards
no drain no gain
its all good
chromium: a mineral that helps to build lean muscle
they would shoot
"ouphes love trinkets and love to take them apart. I only wish they wouldnt do so with magical ones." -Taaveti of Kelsinko, Elvish Hunter
granniesjust
"here in fyndhorn, where freyalise's power is strongest, the forest hs its own opinion." -Laina of the elvish council
for fun and laugh
"the dryads told us to stay, as no new horrors would come when it was so cold. Three of us left anyway. The rest believed their lies, and their skeletons werent found until the thaw." -Disa the restless, journal entry
about it in the
"the filthy towns of Kjeldor are no place for anyone to live. Fyndhorn is our home now." -Kolbjorn, Elder Druid of the Juniper order
evening time
warmth is life; heat is peace.
weapologiseon
the power of the forest takes a hundred forms. Some are more surprising than others
behalf of all the
"i've been insulted by drunks in a hundred inns, but never as skillfully or annoyingly as by those blasted brownies." -General Jarkeld, the arctic fox
territories that
i didnt think mammoths could ever hold a candle to a well trained battle horse. Then one day i turned my back on a drunken soldier. His blow never landed; Mi'cha flung the brute over ten meters.
we went to the
"and through the drifts the snowy cliffs did send a dismal sheen: Nor shapes of men nor beasts we ken- The ice was ll between." -Samuel Coleridge, "the rime of the ancient mariner"
trouble of translating
the spirits of argoth grant new life to those who repent the folly of enslaving their labors to devices.
worms2 into but we
"and the unclean spirits went out, and entered the swine: and the herd ran violently....." -Mark5:13
didnt have time to
"it had a mouth like that of a great beast, and gnashed its teeth as it strained to reach us. I am thankful it possessed no means of locomotion." -vervamon teh elder
translate these
"scholars still debate whether the thallids were truly sentient." -sarpadian empires, vol. III
passwords not that
while it possesses potent venom, the giant spider often chosses not to paralyze its victims. Perhaps the creature enjoys the gentle rocking motion caused by its captives' struggles to escape its web
they need to be done
"its amazing how scared a city kid can get at a dog. Now, of coarse, i'd cross terisiare alone, and keep no watch if i had a pack of greys hanging on my flanks as i went." -oddveig ulfsson, caravan scout
we suppose that
the elves gathered huge piles of rot to grow fungus. Out of imitation or forethought, the thallids did the same.
you are really
"this was quite possibly the least pleasant occurrence on th entire expedition." -Disa the Restless, journal entry
expecting to
In the jamuraan jungles, there is often no separating beauty from danger
see a wonderful
Broad as a baobab-and about as smart
cheatmode when
"there were often more thallids after a battle than before." -sarpadian empires, vol.III
finish the missions
the most terrifying thing about the craw wurm is probably the horrible crashing soudn it makes as it speeds through the forest. This noise is so loud it echoes through the trees and seems to come from all directions at once.
and you are right
Oh sure, chuckle about it now, College Boy. But they aren't laughing in the small villages in Puerta Rico where innocent goats are being drained of all their blood! As a matter of fact, the people are terrified. Is this another secret government experiment gone wacky or are there goat killing spiny alien weirdo things out there waiting in the dark to get me?
the palm of the hand was considered a delicacy in aztec colture.
you are diagonally parked in a parrelel universe. (given to me by rescue_medic_9)
Eagles may soar but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines (also given by rescue_medic_9)
anyone here know what a dahmer doughnut is? i do if you realy want to know icq me. my number is on the main page now
