| theConnerys greatest hits |
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This page right now only contains lyrics, but someday, the title of each song be will your own special gateway to the sounds of the Connerys. Under each title it says "soundclip." That's sposed to be a link to the .wav or mp3 file that contains the song, but...you know how it goes. It's Murphy's Law around here - anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Somebody we hope that these clips will be working for you. Hell, they might never be?!?!?!?! |
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Hell Bent for Leather (the D & D song) | |
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It's saturday night,and we're gathered 'round The table we love in Lydick town We're wide awake and the mission is clear We're out to find fame women and beer And along the way, we'll meet a man He'll give us a map, he'll give us a hand But when we find out that he's got a bag o'gold 'Salem will shoot him with his pistol x-bow chorus Why did you kill me dungeon master? Why did my character get blue balls? Why can't I run any faster? From these dragon's fireballs... John is the guy, we all call him Dad Mess with his eye, he gets kinda mad Josh is the king, he knows everything We do what he says so we don't get beat Dana's in town and did a little dance I laughed so hard I nearly shit my pants Adam is there and he says with a shout "If you're not Celt then get the fuck out!" chorus Why did you kill me dungeon master? Why can't I have a gun instead? Why can't I run any faster? From this lightning bolt to the head... |
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Complacent Stereotype soundclip |
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Well, they've given us a label and they've told us what to do They say we're doin nothing and they don't have a clue We've got no war, we've got no fight, we don't have a cause Our meaning's been washed out by our fatal character flaws But I'm more than a number I'm a fucking human being If you don't take care of me then how the fuck do you think That I'll learn to run this country and do what's right Stop this generation war and win my fight chorus Stereotype, I don't need your face I'll try trial and error and find my own place I don't need your acceptance to make me fit I don't need your politics and I don't need your shit Stereotype!!! (4x) If it was up to me, I think I'd know what to say But you won't let me have my stereotyped own way It's wrong you say, just like every other one Try to speak your mind at the point of a gun And I'm afraid we'll make the same mistakes when we grow up Cause the questons gettin deeper and the answer's up to us But the answer's buried deep in your politics and bullshit 30 years ago, how'd you put up with it?!?! chorus Stereotype, I don't need your grief I'll do much better on my own to my relief I don't need your conscience to make me think That it's 30 years later and the same old shit! Stereotype!!! (4x) breakdown Well, hate follows intolerance like a flame to a fuse And prejudice is prejudice no matter what name you use I hope that my kids don't grow up to abuse Cause I hate Nazis cause they killed Jews Censorship and violence and everything these days Works at the psyche in subtle fucked up ways In music, politics, at our work and our play That complacent stereotype won't hack it these days You thought I had a deal but I guess I fooled you But I feel a lot better now that I'm not being used You'd thought I'd be comlacent and that was your mistake You thought I'd be complacent - THAT WAS YOUR MISTAKE! repeat chorus |
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The Fool soundclip |
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Pick it up! You say you think you're ugly and your life is such a bore... You say that men are assholes and they treat you like a whore.. But I can see right through you, and I can see the fool... When I think of ignorance, I think of only you... I see yo walkin down the street without fire in your eyes... You try to laugh at everyone, but you're the one you should despise... You'd think you'd learn a lesson yeah, you think yuo'd understand... That when you try an act real tough you only make me laugh... chorus (4x) (Fool! I'm lookin at the fool!) Lookin at the fool again Second verse, same as the first! repeat first verse and chorus, then Paul does an indecipherable rap part, and Mark has a drum break, and we chorus some more and then we all go home, and we bum cab fare from you |
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Bells of Belfast soundclip |
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A man was shot and killed today, in front of his family's eyes In a pool of blood he lies, can you still hear his child's cries It's cold when the sun goes down, only shadows move around In this God forsaken town. Sniper's shots! Keep your head down! chorus Can you hear me callin? (can you hear me callin?) It's Sunday mornin Can you hear me callin? Hear the music callin? Church bells are tollin It's Sunday mornin A man was shot and killed today, in front of his family's eyes In a pool of blood he lies, can you still hear his child's cries? Imagine living in a world like this, not knowing if you'll see the dawn This war's gone on much too long. Put down your guns and listen to this song repeat chorus big ass buttrock josh solo, and then the chorus once more, and then it's done |
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Nobility '97 soundclip |
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Some of the old white greys are fighting on the edge of their insanity, fighting for a legacy fighting with brutality aimed at my friends their violent words are a means to their ends I got no tolerance for bigots or racists robbing the nobility from other races Nevermind social rank, class or ability freedom of choice can never cease to be chorus No, no, no nobility laws No, no, no nobility lost "It's all about simplicity, keep em stupid in complacency with no say in the world today" What I'm tryin to say, what I want to get to is give it to the people who've slaved for years to get ahead in what they want and think what they can get from everything they've ever done and everyone they've ever met nevermind social rank, class or ability freedom of choice, can never cease to be chorus No, no, no, nobility laws No, no, no nobility lost repeat b-sect Nobility lost is a horrible thing Everybody tries to grab the nobility ring One face gets more and causes segregation It's another symptom of our social degradation So, if you want to be a taret of MY hate then go ahead and try to seal my nobilty's fate cause I gotta erase the ignorance you're born to and it's on with the battle I'm sworn to repeat 2nd chorus |
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the Dog ate My Lyrics soundclip |
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We don't really have any lyrics to this song, cause Weaver's dog, Diva, really ate them, so you'll have to come to a show and try to read our lips to find out what we say... love and kisses, the Connerys |
| Out Past 10 soundclip |
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Standing alone, walking in the shadows of life Because the world breeds assholes, right You know I'm one too Come with me and the road will be easier Can't you see there's nothing better than strength in your friends And youknow I will cover you chorus Alison You know it's been forever since You've been out past ten I guess You know that I will cover when you Tell a lie or the truth (Alison, you've been out past ten again) Alison! (You've been out past ten) Alison! (You've been out past ten) Alison! (You've been out past ten) If you stand alone without a shadow Search your soul and find hollow Look for me you know I've been there too Come with me and I'll try to make it better We can find a road and walk it together You know I will follow you chorus breakdown Take a look at me, I'm the Philippine Dream I've got some moves that you've never seen Before today ends to fast I'm gonna make a good impression and make it last For the people who hear the music sway to side to side For those who like to ride, take a turn to the right We'll go around the block a couple times and then I've got to get you home cause you're out past ten! chorus twice |
| Old Argument soundclip |
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Why do you hit her, does it make you feel tough? Erase your insecurities? does she like it that rough? She used to be so smart, she used to be so great Now she's a white trash princess filled with hate chorus She's gone, you're wrong (x3) Same old argument last night...maybe you're right, ha ha! but she's gone! Call it immature anger, or you can call it fear Whatever it is the reason's never clear As it is when you're looking at the mirror Think about it asshole, the reason's right there! repeat chorus buttrock breakdown Why don't you try hittin someone with fight Or why don't you just get the fuck outta my sight I hope that I'm makin myself clear If you want to hit someone, I'm standin right here! repeat chorus |
| And here's some stuff off of the un-Elvis b-sides +4 EP single: |
| Teenage Slut Queen soundclip |
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Slept with me, slept with you Slept with every guy she knew She would do anything to Be the popular girl in school She's a slut - she's a whore But she's the one that we adore She is good and she is bad She's the one that everyone's had chorus TEENAGE SLUT QUEEN!!! (4x) repeat |
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Excessive Force soundclip |
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"It's in our best interest to believe that the leader is a good man. But good men can be just as incapable of solving problems as bad men, maybe more..." I got me a badge and gun, I'm gonna go out and have some fun I hope someone steps outta line, if it's you, your ass is mine Junkies, dealers, pimps, and whores, we don't know what prison's for Just shoot them all in their heads, No one cares when scum falls dead pre-chorus This is a word of fair warning Fuck with me your family's mourning You aren't better than anybody, anywhere One more dead pig, nobody cares chorus Excessive force! got us living under fear! Excessive force! listen to the cops cheer! Excessive force! police brutality! Power is insanity, excessive force! I like to go out and fuck with kids, they never know just what they did I love the fear that's in their eyes, I love it when they start to lie I'm better than that street trash I'll take their skateboards and shove em up their ass! pre-chorus This is a word of fair warning Fuck with me and your family's mourning I'm not saying all cops are bad But assholes like you just make me mad! chorus Excessive force! got us living under fear Excessive force! listen to the cops cheer Excessive force! police brutality Power is insanity, excessive force breakdown I can get a gun, just like you Now what are you gonna do We got rights, like it or not This is America in case you forgot chorus Excessive force! got us living under fear Excessive force! listen to the cops cheer Excessive force! police brutality Excessive force! power is insanity Excessive force! police harrassment Excessive force! from the government Excessive force! on all my friends Someone got a put an end to excessive force |